Today, my neighbor let me know that they've been taking care of my cats while I was away, including letting them in and out of my house. I don't own a cat. FML
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Today, I found out that my cat, that I've had for 3 years, is actually my neighbor's missing cat. FML
Today, after being convinced that my cat had worms due to eating so much food and still looking really skinny, I found out that my neighbor secretly lets his dog in through my pet door while I'm at work. FML
Today, my sister came over for a visit. I was going to surprise her with the news that I had spontaneously gotten a cat. The first thing she told me when she came in was that she ran over my neighbor's cat. None of my neighbors have cats. FML
Today, I went to feed my neighbor's cat while he was out of town. The cat was sick, so part of my job was to give it a pill each time I came. Cats don't like swallowing pills. My neighbor forgot to mention that his cat wasn't declawed. I was wearing shorts. FML
Today, my neighbor knocked on my door and asked if I'd seen her cat. I helped her search the hallway, basement, and garden for 30 minutes. We finally found it sitting inside my apartment, where I had apparently been living with it for three days without noticing. FML
Today, I was over at a friend's house feeding her cats while she was on vacation. After feeding the four of them, I found an extra cat under the sofa. Thinking it was an intruding stray, I kicked it out. She actually has 5 cats. FML
Today, I found out the reason why my cat would sometimes go outside for days at a time was because when she would go out, my neighbor would lure her in with cat treats and keep her there for up to 2 days. She's an indoor cat now. FML
Today, my friend asked me if I could watch her mother's cats while they go on vacation. I agreed since her house is on my way to work. When I talked to her mother, I found out she has 30-something cats. She reckons she lost count. FML
Today, while I was driving around the neighborhood, I passed my neighbors' house only to see their dog with a full-grown dead cat in its mouth. Only one family owns a cat in our neighborhood. FML
Today, I went to check if my neighbours were home to return their dog, having looked after her for a few days. I looked in the window and the place was empty. They'd moved house and stuck us with their dog. FML
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amberfox 11
You do now.
RichardPencil 32
Nobody owns a cat. The cats own you!
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Comments (16)
KilljoyForTMRW 12
Sounds like a problem I wouldn't mind having! (Accept the neighbors having access to my house)
Blackh3t_ 2
I'm more concerned with the fact if OP didn't own a cat and they were being let in, where were the cats peeing? There would be no little box. The neighbors may be paying for new carpets.
protoskore 27
#IdontownaCat strikes again
monkyvirus 13
Wait how were they looking after them? I'm assuming you didn't have any cat food, food bowls or a litter tray...
Sjf0212 10
You don't understand. You have been chosen. You have a cat now.
peterblack67 9
How were your neighbors able to get into your house while you were gone?