rob
France
Today, my mum prepared my bag for football practice. In the changing room I found one of her thongs. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
wnrz
United States
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
TrueStories
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Dropped the ball
Today, I went to a football sleepover with all of my teammates. I felt something near the bottom of my sleeping bag, and I pulled it up with my foot. My entire team watched me pull out a red thong. My parents had been on a camping trip the week before. FML
bleachingmykidsbrains
Montréal, Canada
Today, my mother-in-law started chasing my kids around her house to make them smell her freshly-washed underwear. They were thongs. FML
I'm out
Huntsville, United States
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
LinaLinaYeah
Canada
Today, my mom gave me my boyfriend's boxers that she'd washed after finding them in my camping bag. The boxers had "Big Banana" written all over them, along with pictures of bananas. FML
anonymous1
United States
Today, my sister and I got fitted for bridesmaid's dresses. It was pretty sheer material, so I took off my bright pink thong and left it on the changing room hanger. As I was looking at myself in the mirror, a woman came out of the room holding my thong. She had tried it on. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while cleaning my car, I found my mother's underwear in the backseat. She'd borrowed my car last weekend because hers had been in the shop and she'd been called in to work. I see she put in for overtime. FML
noname
France
Today, when I came home, my daughter's baby-sitter was busy smelling my thongs. FML
Anonymous
Boundaries
Today, I noticed some of my thongs were stretched out and now hung loose on my hips. I thought it might be the dryer set too hot but no, apparently my mom has been wearing them over her fat ass, and thought I wouldn’t mind since we occasionally share our hoodies. Not the same thing mom. GROSS. FML
anon
Birmingham, United Kingdom
Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML
Top comments
xkcd 0
You should have pretended it was your girlfriend's. "Oh, I thought I told [name] to cut it out"
Lizo_fml 0
1.) pack your own bag next time 2.) thats not really fukkery of your life at all. Its just undies....... wait were they skid-marked?
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Comments (40)
ritalinboy 1
pack your own shit be a man
wesaysummer 0
maybe she did it so you wouldn't have her pack your goddamn bags anymore. o_O
Blue33_fml 0
Wow lol I think your mom is coming onto you.
elliekinslurvsya 0
wow that's creepy. learn to pack it yourself. and #7, stfu. not all americans are assholes like #3.
lollibots 0
go with number 4 or say so im a cross dresser.sue me!
lich_fml 0
the real FML here is that your mom packs your bag.
KumoFF7 3
#3, shes from england dumbass
gross__ 0
Shoulda packed your own bag...really, how hard is that?
mynamesamy 0
right. #3 you have no right to tell people how to spell/say words. none of us do. & #7 i couldn't agree with you more.
Blackie_fml 0
You mean none of us does.
tennisaddict5393 0
ahahahahahahaha nastyyy