Today, my mum prepared my bag for football practice. In the changing room I found one of her thongs. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
Dropped the ball
Today, I went to a football sleepover with all of my teammates. I felt something near the bottom of my sleeping bag, and I pulled it up with my foot. My entire team watched me pull out a red thong. My parents had been on a camping trip the week before. FML
Today, my mother-in-law started chasing my kids around her house to make them smell her freshly-washed underwear. They were thongs. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, my mom gave me my boyfriend's boxers that she'd washed after finding them in my camping bag. The boxers had "Big Banana" written all over them, along with pictures of bananas. FML
Today, my sister and I got fitted for bridesmaid's dresses. It was pretty sheer material, so I took off my bright pink thong and left it on the changing room hanger. As I was looking at myself in the mirror, a woman came out of the room holding my thong. She had tried it on. FML
Today, while cleaning my car, I found my mother's underwear in the backseat. She'd borrowed my car last weekend because hers had been in the shop and she'd been called in to work. I see she put in for overtime. FML
Today, when I came home, my daughter's baby-sitter was busy smelling my thongs. FML
Boundaries
Today, I noticed some of my thongs were stretched out and now hung loose on my hips. I thought it might be the dryer set too hot but no, apparently my mom has been wearing them over her fat ass, and thought I wouldn’t mind since we occasionally share our hoodies. Not the same thing mom. GROSS. FML
Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML
Top comments
xkcd 0
You should have pretended it was your girlfriend's. "Oh, I thought I told [name] to cut it out"
Lizo_fml 0
1.) pack your own bag next time 2.) thats not really fukkery of your life at all. Its just undies....... wait were they skid-marked?
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Comments (40)
wrestlingman 0
that is just messed up
bleedinginside 0
she packs well
J0gby 0
ydi for making letting your mom pack your bag...
Autumnazing 0
You see, this is when you lie and say those are your gf's panties.
handhugsftw 0
she prepared your bag, eh? ;)
kdkkat 0
oh wow..umm Awkward
roydawgg 3
1. I'm surprised your teammates don't give you shit for having your mom pack for you. my coworkers give me shit everytime they even see my mom at the station. 2. I don't care if you're a Brit, I don't care if you have a bad accent it's MOM that's the way they say it in the bible that'll be the way we say it in real life. 3. it's called SOCCER not football soccer is an activity and football is a sport 4. Harry potter sucked
DeathBunny218 37
are you being serious? Who are you to say that we have a bad accent and claim that everything should be done the way of the USA. Most Americans I have met love the British accent, my girlfriend being one of them as she is American. And you're argument about it being mom in the bible is just stupid because the bible wasn't even written in english to begin with. I don't really have a problem with americans calling football "soccer," but the fact that you feel everyone should call it soccer is just stupid! I mean in "soccer" the majority of the game is played by a FOOT kicking a BALL, whereas in "football" most of the time is spent running after the football. And compared to Rugby american football is merely an "activity" as well. Although I do agree that Harry Potter sucked
sammy0002 0
just say that it's ur fake (or real) girlfriend's u stupid
ROFLxxWaffl3 0
thats like what happened to me, after washing my gym clothes my mom accidentally put her panties in
Classic_PWN 1
I should do that to my bf just to see what would happen >.