Today, my mother told my little sister and me that she has breast cancer to make us feel sorry so that we would clean our rooms. She is perfectly fine. My little sister still thinks that "mommy is going to die". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my sister-in-law was diagnosed with breast cancer. My mother then confided in me that she suspected it was a prank to get more money from our family. FML
Today, my mother called me and told me that she went to the hospital. This wasn't a surprise 'cos she normally goes to the hospital for the smallest things. I was a smartass and asked, "What now? You finally have lung cancer from all those cigarettes?" Apparently, she does. FML
Today, my mother told me I'm going to get lung cancer. Because she smokes. FML
Today, I told my mom she made me feel unloved my whole life. She called my sister and apologized. FML
Today, I called my mother to tell her about my terminal cancer diagnosis. She responded with, "What makes you think I care at all?" before hanging up. FML
Today, I visited my ex-girlfriend's house. I saw her mother and asked, "Hi! Have you recovered from that nasty cold that you had for so long?" She said, "I don't have a cold," to which I smiled and said, "That's great to hear!" Turns out she has lung cancer instead. FML
Today, my friend (she's 14) said she had lung cancer. This made me and my other friend very worried for her, but now we know she was faking it since when she was "at the hospital" she was at a friend's house, and her mom came to the school to confirm she was faking the whole thing. FML
Today, I found out that the giant tumour on my leg isn’t cancerous or dangerous. My mom cried, and I was super relieved. Later on, I heard her on the phone in tears because now she won’t be able to get a free vacation or home renovations from the Make A Wish foundation. FML
Today, I told my mother I was doing fine with my classes when I actually wasn't because her mother is dying, and I didn't want her to have more things to stress about. She found out and she's very hurt. I feel awful about it and I know lying wasn't the right thing to do, but in the moment I didn't want to cause her any more pain. FML
Today, my mom told me I'm the reason she's going to kill herself one day. FML
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Top comments
Livinia 11
That's just plain terrible. What about all the suffering people who actually have breast cancer? It's disgusting she would say that.
mirrrbissonnette 0
what a bitch. haha.
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Comments (253)
lovethelady 0
It's sad what parents have to do now to get their kids to listen to them! Cancer is a bit much but by the sounds of it the kids probably don't listen to their mother when she asks. Don't feel too bad for the kids.. feel bad that the mother has kids like that!
geeksaresexy 18
Feel bad that the mother RAISED her kids to be like that! The woman is clearly bat shit crazy so maybe the kids aren't at fault at all?
all4pooh 4
Just because her kids may not listen when she asks them to do something doesn't make it okay for the mom to tell a terrible lie like that. Every kid I know doesn't listen to their parents half the time, so don't give the mother that satisfaction
J1hill33 12
your mom is a loser
lisha88 1
that's a bad mother :( she owe's both of you and should tell your sister she lied
Bik_z 0
Karma is going to f*ck her hard.
vbmg152 19
I can't even tell you how wrong that is! She better watch out, karma is real! I once pretended I was on crutches (I was a kid), 10 minutes later I was in the ER on crutches! Needless to say, I learned my lesson!!
purpleadios 10
your mother is stupid. Breast cancer is nothing to joke about.
julialoves0521 0
i wud have slaped that jerk!
fat_bastard_607 0
checked your mom for breast cancer last night.
wendyheyes 0
that's sick .
itswhateveridk 0
what the **** I hope tht twisted bitch burns in hell for tht shit