Today, my mother told my little sister and me that she has breast cancer to make us feel sorry so that we would clean our rooms. She is perfectly fine. My little sister still thinks that "mommy is going to die". FML
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Today, my sister-in-law was diagnosed with breast cancer. My mother then confided in me that she suspected it was a prank to get more money from our family. FML
Today, my mother called me and told me that she went to the hospital. This wasn't a surprise 'cos she normally goes to the hospital for the smallest things. I was a smartass and asked, "What now? You finally have lung cancer from all those cigarettes?" Apparently, she does. FML
Today, my mother told me I'm going to get lung cancer. Because she smokes. FML
Today, I told my mom she made me feel unloved my whole life. She called my sister and apologized. FML
Today, I called my mother to tell her about my terminal cancer diagnosis. She responded with, "What makes you think I care at all?" before hanging up. FML
Today, I visited my ex-girlfriend's house. I saw her mother and asked, "Hi! Have you recovered from that nasty cold that you had for so long?" She said, "I don't have a cold," to which I smiled and said, "That's great to hear!" Turns out she has lung cancer instead. FML
Today, my friend (she's 14) said she had lung cancer. This made me and my other friend very worried for her, but now we know she was faking it since when she was "at the hospital" she was at a friend's house, and her mom came to the school to confirm she was faking the whole thing. FML
Today, I found out that the giant tumour on my leg isn’t cancerous or dangerous. My mom cried, and I was super relieved. Later on, I heard her on the phone in tears because now she won’t be able to get a free vacation or home renovations from the Make A Wish foundation. FML
Today, I told my mother I was doing fine with my classes when I actually wasn't because her mother is dying, and I didn't want her to have more things to stress about. She found out and she's very hurt. I feel awful about it and I know lying wasn't the right thing to do, but in the moment I didn't want to cause her any more pain. FML
Today, my mom told me I'm the reason she's going to kill herself one day. FML
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Top comments
Livinia 11
That's just plain terrible. What about all the suffering people who actually have breast cancer? It's disgusting she would say that.
mirrrbissonnette 0
what a bitch. haha.
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Comments (253)
varkey 7
Your mom is very ****** up. FYL
g_sam99 2
My mom did the same thing to me YEARS ago. She's an insane bitch though, so whatever.
morganmorgan 0
This is incredibly not funny. My mom died from breast cancer when I was 7. I hope your mom learns her lesson for being an ignorant, manipulative bitch.
thegreathawk 0
the hell is wrong with nowadays parents?
georgieporgie22 0
That's disgusting, my mum had breast cancer and it's nothing to joke about.
BubbaJ80 11
Wow your moms a real piece of work maybe she won't be laughing if something really does happen...hopefully it doesn't though
The_F3rris 11
Just keep playing along and let your mom deal with it when your sibling is in hysterics. Hope she can handle it when you both get older and copy her technique of lying to get what you want when you're teenagers.
canjeelo 0
Who would actually make a joke out of a disease that kills people everyday?? OP's sister actually thinks momma is gonna die. I'm sorry OP, but your has no heart
doglover100 29
She shouldn't be joking about that. If your sister tells people, and people discover your mom was lying she can get in huge trouble expecally if she starts recieving money because of it. People have gotten arrested for faking cancer.
mojo5678 5
That's nothing to joke about. Seriously messed up. I'd be too ashamed of my mom to tell anyone that