Today, my mother told my little sister and me that she has breast cancer to make us feel sorry so that we would clean our rooms. She is perfectly fine. My little sister still thinks that "mommy is going to die". FML
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Today, my sister-in-law was diagnosed with breast cancer. My mother then confided in me that she suspected it was a prank to get more money from our family. FML
Today, my mother called me and told me that she went to the hospital. This wasn't a surprise 'cos she normally goes to the hospital for the smallest things. I was a smartass and asked, "What now? You finally have lung cancer from all those cigarettes?" Apparently, she does. FML
Today, my mother told me I'm going to get lung cancer. Because she smokes. FML
Today, I told my mom she made me feel unloved my whole life. She called my sister and apologized. FML
Today, I called my mother to tell her about my terminal cancer diagnosis. She responded with, "What makes you think I care at all?" before hanging up. FML
Today, I visited my ex-girlfriend's house. I saw her mother and asked, "Hi! Have you recovered from that nasty cold that you had for so long?" She said, "I don't have a cold," to which I smiled and said, "That's great to hear!" Turns out she has lung cancer instead. FML
Today, my friend (she's 14) said she had lung cancer. This made me and my other friend very worried for her, but now we know she was faking it since when she was "at the hospital" she was at a friend's house, and her mom came to the school to confirm she was faking the whole thing. FML
Today, I found out that the giant tumour on my leg isn’t cancerous or dangerous. My mom cried, and I was super relieved. Later on, I heard her on the phone in tears because now she won’t be able to get a free vacation or home renovations from the Make A Wish foundation. FML
Today, I told my mother I was doing fine with my classes when I actually wasn't because her mother is dying, and I didn't want her to have more things to stress about. She found out and she's very hurt. I feel awful about it and I know lying wasn't the right thing to do, but in the moment I didn't want to cause her any more pain. FML
Today, my mom told me I'm the reason she's going to kill herself one day. FML
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Top comments
Livinia 11
That's just plain terrible. What about all the suffering people who actually have breast cancer? It's disgusting she would say that.
mirrrbissonnette 0
what a bitch. haha.
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Comments (253)
alex6946 10
that's a horrible thing to say
manda83 0
that is so wrong, does she know anyone who's actually had it & seen how awful it can be? you shouldn't joke about shot like that
kiwi56 0
that's so messed up ! lol
michelle895 0
my mom died of breast cancer 4 months ago . im a young teenager with no mom . breast cancer isnt funny and shouldnt be treated as if it is .
crosscountry123 0
I'm sorry but that's freakin hilarious! people are so hilarious these days!
seeunexttuesdays 6
+97372827382728 bitch points!
MrJojobinks 6
your mom is a stupid ass.
playboybunny195 0
FYL for having a crazy mom! And, I agree with Michelle895! Breast Cancer is NOT a thing to joke about! My grandmother died from it before I was born.
jflore05 0
your mom = bitch wtf breat cancer is hella serious. not joking matter :/
YourMomDied 0
Loll u got a sick momma ;)