Today, my mother told my little sister and me that she has breast cancer to make us feel sorry so that we would clean our rooms. She is perfectly fine. My little sister still thinks that "mommy is going to die". FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Today, my sister-in-law was diagnosed with breast cancer. My mother then confided in me that she suspected it was a prank to get more money from our family. FML
Bullseye
Today, my mother called me and told me that she went to the hospital. This wasn't a surprise 'cos she normally goes to the hospital for the smallest things. I was a smartass and asked, "What now? You finally have lung cancer from all those cigarettes?" Apparently, she does. FML
Today, my mother told me I'm going to get lung cancer. Because she smokes. FML
Almost right
Today, I told my mom she made me feel unloved my whole life. She called my sister and apologized. FML
Estranged
Today, I called my mother to tell her about my terminal cancer diagnosis. She responded with, "What makes you think I care at all?" before hanging up. FML
Cold open
Today, I visited my ex-girlfriend's house. I saw her mother and asked, "Hi! Have you recovered from that nasty cold that you had for so long?" She said, "I don't have a cold," to which I smiled and said, "That's great to hear!" Turns out she has lung cancer instead. FML
One upper
Today, my friend (she's 14) said she had lung cancer. This made me and my other friend very worried for her, but now we know she was faking it since when she was "at the hospital" she was at a friend's house, and her mom came to the school to confirm she was faking the whole thing. FML
Callous
Today, I found out that the giant tumour on my leg isn’t cancerous or dangerous. My mom cried, and I was super relieved. Later on, I heard her on the phone in tears because now she won’t be able to get a free vacation or home renovations from the Make A Wish foundation. FML
Pile on
Today, I told my mother I was doing fine with my classes when I actually wasn't because her mother is dying, and I didn't want her to have more things to stress about. She found out and she's very hurt. I feel awful about it and I know lying wasn't the right thing to do, but in the moment I didn't want to cause her any more pain. FML
Today, my mom told me I'm the reason she's going to kill herself one day. FML
Top comments
Livinia 11
That's just plain terrible. What about all the suffering people who actually have breast cancer? It's disgusting she would say that.
mirrrbissonnette 0
what a bitch. haha.
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Comments (253)
bellacatdaydream 0
Wtf is wrong with her how could she just let her little girl think that mommy is going to die?
smiiileyyy 5
D= mean person much.
emilymac420 0
run away.
LiTTleBitTwistEd 0
that's not right. my mom just died from cancer.
cablik 0
wow she's mean
alejandreezy 0
thats horrible, my mom had breast cancer three times, ive had to say goodbye for what i thhought would be the last time repeatedly. and my aunt died of it. for your mom to joke so casually about that is really ****** up.
beeeinhollywood 9
That's not even funny. She really shouldn't joke about something like that.
Holy_ish 19
your mother has issues she shouldnt joke like that
SecretlyEvil9792 22
FYL.
jackthehoseless 2
No offense, OP, but I hope your mother dies in a fire. Cancer is not something to be joked upon.