Today, my mother told my little sister and me that she has breast cancer to make us feel sorry so that we would clean our rooms. She is perfectly fine. My little sister still thinks that "mommy is going to die". FML
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Today, my sister-in-law was diagnosed with breast cancer. My mother then confided in me that she suspected it was a prank to get more money from our family. FML
Today, my mother called me and told me that she went to the hospital. This wasn't a surprise 'cos she normally goes to the hospital for the smallest things. I was a smartass and asked, "What now? You finally have lung cancer from all those cigarettes?" Apparently, she does. FML
Today, my mother told me I'm going to get lung cancer. Because she smokes. FML
Today, I told my mom she made me feel unloved my whole life. She called my sister and apologized. FML
Today, I called my mother to tell her about my terminal cancer diagnosis. She responded with, "What makes you think I care at all?" before hanging up. FML
Today, I visited my ex-girlfriend's house. I saw her mother and asked, "Hi! Have you recovered from that nasty cold that you had for so long?" She said, "I don't have a cold," to which I smiled and said, "That's great to hear!" Turns out she has lung cancer instead. FML
Today, my friend (she's 14) said she had lung cancer. This made me and my other friend very worried for her, but now we know she was faking it since when she was "at the hospital" she was at a friend's house, and her mom came to the school to confirm she was faking the whole thing. FML
Today, I found out that the giant tumour on my leg isn’t cancerous or dangerous. My mom cried, and I was super relieved. Later on, I heard her on the phone in tears because now she won’t be able to get a free vacation or home renovations from the Make A Wish foundation. FML
Today, I told my mother I was doing fine with my classes when I actually wasn't because her mother is dying, and I didn't want her to have more things to stress about. She found out and she's very hurt. I feel awful about it and I know lying wasn't the right thing to do, but in the moment I didn't want to cause her any more pain. FML
Today, my mom told me I'm the reason she's going to kill herself one day. FML
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Top comments
Livinia 11
That's just plain terrible. What about all the suffering people who actually have breast cancer? It's disgusting she would say that.
mirrrbissonnette 0
what a bitch. haha.
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Comments (253)
biwinning88 1
this is the most ****** up thing I have ever heard in my l
biwinning88 1
this is the most ****** up thing I have ever heard in my life my mother died from breast cancer its just messed up that she would actually say that, specially to your little sister, who now thinks her mother is dying. your mother needs help
LilSideTwerk 0
your mom is inconsiderate! think about the people who do have cancer
poochpod 0
tell your mom you got aids
Yarrachel 16
"Everything goes wrong at once. Nobody wants to help me, and I'm dying." "You're not dying, Mom." "I got the results of the test back. I definitely have breast cancer."
RockTheArts2007 3
What a horrible thing for a mother to say/do. You understand that she's perfectly fine, but how in the hell is someone going to explain that to your little sister? "Oh, mommy was just lying to you to get you to clean your room". Good luck with that one, and I am sorry your mom did that to y'all.
Chrispayne 4
Sad what she has to do to get j to clean it room
THEgirlNEXTdoor0_fml 8
your mom is a monster ! she really doesnt tink before opening her mouth does she !?!
bellakaykid 6
you guys must be some problem kids if your mom goes that far as to fake a fatal disease to enforce rules.
catkat1988 17
Or maybe the OP's mother should reconsider her parenting style. Just saying.
jadejazmyn 5
I give you permission to slap your mom