Animals, Cats and Parents: Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was...

whymomwhy 11 July 2015, 17:20 Salem, United States

Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML

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Anonymous 14 August 2011, 19:32 United States

Today, I walked in on my mom ranting on about what a useless bitch I am. She was talking to my cat. It's not the first time this has happened, either. FML

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wekasdjkasldasdkasdzcawqe 7 August 2013, 20:55 Sweden

Today, my mother yelled and yelled at me until I apologized to our cat for not petting him when he sat on my lap. FML

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izu 16 September 2011, 05:40 United States

Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML

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Anonymous 16 November 2012, 00:36 Panama City, United States

Every day is Caturday

Today, my mom came home drunk and yelled at me for 20 minutes for not feeding the cat. We don't have a cat. FML

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seriously 24 May 2013, 07:04 United States

Today, my mom accused my cat of being a "manipulator", and said that we should get rid of him. FML

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Mellamononeyobiz 13 January 2016, 02:10 Hooper, United States

Today, my mom smoked pot in my sister's bedroom while I was at school. When I noticed the stench, she blamed the cat. FML

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juliette 7 February 2015, 05:13 Astoria, United States

Fatal decision

Today, my mom called me an attention seeker and threw a bitch fit because my cat "decided" to die on her birthday. FML

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CatLover 6 November 2014, 18:30 Bartow, United States

Today, my mentally-unhinged mother reached a new level of psycho - she threw a tantrum and raged at my father, accusing him of cheating on her with our cat. FML

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Scared 5 June 2012, 00:54 Arlington, United States

Today, I walked in on my mother stroking my cat and murmuring, "Don't worry, kitty. One day, you and I... we will rule." FML

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emancipate me 15 May 2016, 19:59 Knoxville, United States

Today, my mom was in a really bad mood, so I stayed in my room to avoid her. It didn't take long before she barged in and started bitching about my dog, who'd pissed her off by acting too happy. Yes, she's actually that insane, and I have to deal with it on a daily basis. FML

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worldclassrager 41

12 July 2015, 17:38

Did she say you were a pussy?

Miss_Mandi 29

12 July 2015, 17:40

That's really catty of her.

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trey600rr 22

12 July 2015, 20:02

looks like you should start looking for a nursing home to put her in!

myanichole 22

12 July 2015, 21:45

A cat? That's odd enough. Learning your parents talk shit about you is pretty downing. You're not alone though. My stepdad talks shit about me to my boyfriend all the time like he's not going to tell me. FYL.