whymomwhy
Salem, United States
Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML
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Anonymous
United States
Today, I walked in on my mom ranting on about what a useless bitch I am. She was talking to my cat. It's not the first time this has happened, either. FML
wekasdjkasldasdkasdzcawqe
Sweden
Today, my mother yelled and yelled at me until I apologized to our cat for not petting him when he sat on my lap. FML
izu
United States
Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML
Anonymous
Panama City, United States
Every day is Caturday
Today, my mom came home drunk and yelled at me for 20 minutes for not feeding the cat. We don't have a cat. FML
seriously
United States
Today, my mom accused my cat of being a "manipulator", and said that we should get rid of him. FML
Mellamononeyobiz
Hooper, United States
Today, my mom smoked pot in my sister's bedroom while I was at school. When I noticed the stench, she blamed the cat. FML
juliette
Astoria, United States
Fatal decision
Today, my mom called me an attention seeker and threw a bitch fit because my cat "decided" to die on her birthday. FML
CatLover
Bartow, United States
Today, my mentally-unhinged mother reached a new level of psycho - she threw a tantrum and raged at my father, accusing him of cheating on her with our cat. FML
Scared
Arlington, United States
Today, I walked in on my mother stroking my cat and murmuring, "Don't worry, kitty. One day, you and I... we will rule." FML
emancipate me
Knoxville, United States
Unstable
Today, my mom was in a really bad mood, so I stayed in my room to avoid her. It didn't take long before she barged in and started bitching about my dog, who'd pissed her off by acting too happy. Yes, she's actually that insane, and I have to deal with it on a daily basis. FML
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worldclassrager 41
Did she say you were a pussy?
Miss_Mandi 29
That's really catty of her.
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Comments (53)
jqmalang 17
Oh that's a new level of dissing! :D
shewenttojareds 16
Treat people like how you want to be treated..tell her to talk to pussy that's the same age as her. ._.
MrSassypants 34
"I saw her use your litter box. What a freak."
Attacksloth 33
Attach a note to your bird feeder if you have one. Have it say: "(Your name) told us about you, (Your mother's name). Stay out of our way if you don't want us to dive bomb you. Sincerely, The birds"
limegreenpoopie 31
It'd only be an FML if the kitty nodded back xD
kaybows 14
Cats hate everybody, so she just went to someone who would agree with her. I bet you're fine!
Nilorak 24
No they do not.
MrSassypants 34
Yeah, they don't hate everyone. They can tolerate their owners.
QuaDECH 13
@26 If I had a dollar for every time someone told me that after I got attacked by a cat...
Attacksloth 33
I own five cats. Only one of them is miserable. Animals, like humans, have personalities. The other four cats are sweet as anything, even to strangers (although, obviously they are closer to those who are familiar to them). Just because they don't live to please you like a dog does doesn't mean they are hate-filled demons.
Dexter83_fml 17
Reow
Chiharo 15
At least the cat doesn't care what your mom says...
FalloutScrolls 25
This reminds me of a bit by Gabriel Iglesias where if he made his girlfriend angry, she'd give him the silent treatment, whilst talking crap about him to their dog. Hilarious, and genius.
michaelbusmc 13
why didn't you say something? cat got your tongue? ?