Health: Today, my mother, my aunt, and my two sisters are all on their...

By Anonymous - 30/10/2010 00:10 - United Kingdom

Today, my mother, my aunt, and my two sisters are all on their periods. I can't even brush my teeth in my own house without being treated like a criminal. FML

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Saturday 30 October 2010 2:45

Oh, bloody hell.

jkmartinjk 16

Saturday 30 October 2010 2:41

pms is real.. you just obviously don't get it.

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kekeshayeshaye 4

Saturday 30 October 2010 7:08

then leave

SilverGiraffe 5

Saturday 30 October 2010 7:34

Lol #4

Jiraval 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 7:53

Sunday, bloody sunday..

Alpha35 4

Saturday 30 October 2010 8:06

MATT DAMON!!!! i mean -DO!!!!!

Gloritank 8

Saturday 30 October 2010 8:17

Your aunt flo?

TheTwilightKnigh 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 8:43

that blows kiddo...

someone3225 2

Saturday 30 October 2010 8:44

time for u to man up sonny

jkgfdxb 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 8:52

true fact

mgm0212d1 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 8:54

PMS really stands for pissed at men syndrome

Dro4200 2

Saturday 30 October 2010 9:20

PMS also means Pre-Marital Sex ^_^

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