Snow
United States
Today, my mother informed me that I am not allowed to drive in snow. I live in Minnesota. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
crushed
San Francisco, United States
Today, my mother won't let me intern at a prestigious college, working with graduate students and professors, and being paid, because she doesn't want to drive me. FML
Anonymous
United States
You can't see for shit
Today, my parents still won't let me drive in the dark. I'm 30 years-old. FML
Grounded
United States
Today, my parents told me that they've been having a contest to see who could punish me the most this week. So far, my mom is in the lead by kicking me out of the car near railroad tracks, and making me walk the 4 miles home in the freezing rain. FML
Norah
United States
Today, my mom scolded me for not taking driving lessons already. This comes a few days after she told me that, "Allowing teenagers to drive is just another way of thinning out the gene pool". FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Anonymous
United States
Happy Father's Day
Today, my mom said I was not allowed to spend Father's Day with my dad. When I tried to point out that I'm 24 years-old and she couldn't stop me, she disabled my car. I don't trust rideshare. FML
tiredofbullshit
Littleton, United States
Today, my dad took my car keys off my keychain and hid them from me. His reasoning was, "I don't want you to be driving during the winter." Guess who has to walk ten miles a day to work, through the New England snow. FML
Username
Today, a snow storm rolled into my small town, leaving my car stuck under 3 feet of snow. I called my boss to tell her I couldn't drive to work. Her reply? "Walk." FML
brokewithnocar
Today, my mom changed her mind about driving me to a job interview because she wants to attend a meeting at a church she told me she'd never go back to, full of people she hates. I can't drive because she refuses to teach me how. There's no public transportation. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my school's ski trip got canceled, because "All the snow makes the roads unsafe." We can't go skiing because it's snowing. FML
Top comments
flippingbunny 0
How old are you? If you arent an experienced driver, I agree with your mom, stay off the roads.
Freeze_fml 17
When you learn to spell we'll talk about stupidity.
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Silentknight 0
there's snow in Minnesota? What, like an inch?
batosai33 0
duluth just got 18" of heavy, wet, 32 degree, snow. Yes Virginia, it snows in Minnesota
andipants 0
ahh. I live in minnesota too. I hate snow! I should move. lol
AndreaHatesYou1 0
You're probably like, 16 and have had your permit for a few months. Get the **** over it.
redshortsx 0
that sucks but if your young she is being reasonable
dannyhl 0
is the fml supposed to be that u cant drive in the snow or the fact that u live in minnesota?
strawberryspacejam 11
The FML is that Minnesota had a lot of snow. it's common knowledge guys.
Skull_300 0
What the ****? I got all the way down here and forgot what I was going to say....How about, tell that Bitch to **** Off!!!
fmljw 2
haha, i used to live in minnesota! i moved up to toronto (canada) a while ago and even toronto has less snow.
Gobsnoglin 0
Chicks can't drive for shit. Save a life, don't drive.
npbdancer 0
ya im from ND so i know what your saying. im 14 and have my liscense (yes its legal here :p) but im not allowed to drive in the winter til im 16 so basically im allowed to drive for about 5 months of the year!!!!!! D:
disney_blonde 16
Most kids your age can't drive 12 months out of the year, be grateful for the few months you can.