Snow
United States
Today, my mother informed me that I am not allowed to drive in snow. I live in Minnesota. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
crushed
San Francisco, United States
Today, my mother won't let me intern at a prestigious college, working with graduate students and professors, and being paid, because she doesn't want to drive me. FML
Anonymous
United States
You can't see for shit
Today, my parents still won't let me drive in the dark. I'm 30 years-old. FML
Grounded
United States
Today, my parents told me that they've been having a contest to see who could punish me the most this week. So far, my mom is in the lead by kicking me out of the car near railroad tracks, and making me walk the 4 miles home in the freezing rain. FML
Norah
United States
Today, my mom scolded me for not taking driving lessons already. This comes a few days after she told me that, "Allowing teenagers to drive is just another way of thinning out the gene pool". FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Anonymous
United States
Happy Father's Day
Today, my mom said I was not allowed to spend Father's Day with my dad. When I tried to point out that I'm 24 years-old and she couldn't stop me, she disabled my car. I don't trust rideshare. FML
tiredofbullshit
Littleton, United States
Today, my dad took my car keys off my keychain and hid them from me. His reasoning was, "I don't want you to be driving during the winter." Guess who has to walk ten miles a day to work, through the New England snow. FML
Username
Today, a snow storm rolled into my small town, leaving my car stuck under 3 feet of snow. I called my boss to tell her I couldn't drive to work. Her reply? "Walk." FML
brokewithnocar
Today, my mom changed her mind about driving me to a job interview because she wants to attend a meeting at a church she told me she'd never go back to, full of people she hates. I can't drive because she refuses to teach me how. There's no public transportation. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my school's ski trip got canceled, because "All the snow makes the roads unsafe." We can't go skiing because it's snowing. FML
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flippingbunny 0
How old are you? If you arent an experienced driver, I agree with your mom, stay off the roads.
Freeze_fml 17
When you learn to spell we'll talk about stupidity.
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Comments (132)
rawrval 0
Try living in Northern Canada you moron. It snows here in October 29th or 31st to The eding of April and the snow is ******* 4 inches a minute (Im exaggerating right there,) Lol but seriusly the snow is freaking 4 inches a day, and **** do you know how much we have to ******* shovel.. and theres snow and alot of ice, you have to drive to 30... and it goes -40 so stop complaning
Comentator 0
Get your own car...
slushpuppy123 0
Your fault for living in Minnesota.
lakayma 0
how is she supposed to control where she lives?? and rawrval it snows alot here too and its ******* cold we have to put up with the same shit here too.
girlfromupnorth 0
"YDI for living in MN" ?? Seriously? I highly doubt she had any say in the matter. Idiots.
comfydragon 0
Yeah, I live in Minnesota. YLS because 70% of the year, there's snow on the ground. (Except this year, of course...) At least your mom isn't revoking your driver's license (a completely legal act).
TheMan4ChanCan 0
I live in Minneapolis MN aswell :D
kman666 0
YDI cuz minnisota sucks, vikings suck big dick, and go Wisconsin and go Packers
sashalynn 0
I'm from Rosemount, MN!!!! My mom actually taught me how to drive in the snow first, to get used of it........ but I'm sure that your mom will let you drive in the snow, sooner or later...... that is of course your a 41 y/o virgin living in her basement with only a cat to talk to....... hmmmnm.... :)
fallout125 2
get right in her face and say"bitch you high?"