Today, my mother informed me that I am not allowed to drive in snow. I live in Minnesota. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
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Today, my mother won't let me intern at a prestigious college, working with graduate students and professors, and being paid, because she doesn't want to drive me. FML
You can't see for shit
Today, my parents still won't let me drive in the dark. I'm 30 years-old. FML
Today, my parents told me that they've been having a contest to see who could punish me the most this week. So far, my mom is in the lead by kicking me out of the car near railroad tracks, and making me walk the 4 miles home in the freezing rain. FML
Today, my mom scolded me for not taking driving lessons already. This comes a few days after she told me that, "Allowing teenagers to drive is just another way of thinning out the gene pool". FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Happy Father's Day
Today, my mom said I was not allowed to spend Father's Day with my dad. When I tried to point out that I'm 24 years-old and she couldn't stop me, she disabled my car. I don't trust rideshare. FML
Today, my dad took my car keys off my keychain and hid them from me. His reasoning was, "I don't want you to be driving during the winter." Guess who has to walk ten miles a day to work, through the New England snow. FML
Today, a snow storm rolled into my small town, leaving my car stuck under 3 feet of snow. I called my boss to tell her I couldn't drive to work. Her reply? "Walk." FML
Today, my mom changed her mind about driving me to a job interview because she wants to attend a meeting at a church she told me she'd never go back to, full of people she hates. I can't drive because she refuses to teach me how. There's no public transportation. FML
Today, my school's ski trip got canceled, because "All the snow makes the roads unsafe." We can't go skiing because it's snowing. FML
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flippingbunny 0
How old are you? If you arent an experienced driver, I agree with your mom, stay off the roads.
Freeze_fml 17
When you learn to spell we'll talk about stupidity.
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jpest17 5
yay, MN
losientochico 0
lol yayyyy!
Alien_WEIRDO 0
*High five*! Oh my GOSH! It is amazing that you live in Minnesota too! Yea.. We've gotten more than a foot of snow this week, but for you not to drive in snow? I guess you might as well give ur car up for the next four months!
semperfi87 0
Yea we are gettin a lot of snow and have a lot already but that's why I love Minnesota well one of the reasons.
tysgirl 0
I live in IL, so not as much snow, but I know how you feel. Though now that I'm 22 and live on my own, (and have gotten over the whole teenager-independence thing) I'm more than happy to let someone else drive when it snows. Snow is pretty, but I hate driving in it. (I should add for the flamers here that I've never been in any type of accident, including snow/ice-related accidents, so I'm capable of driving on snow, I just dislike it.)
rxxk 0
LOL so do I. But I guess it depends on, how old are you?
snafu57 1
when I was a kid, my parents would take me to a store parking lot after it closed. they'd have me practice skidding and recovery in the snow. I now live in Maine, and that practice comes in handy. btw, how did you people know the op was a girl?
EMR_fml 0
It says (woman) in the light grey text below the FML
npk88 0
because it says WOMAN in parenthesis next to her username....just like it says the gender of the poster for every FML on this sight unless the user decides to keep that private.
flippingbunny 0
agreed!!!!!!
flippingbunny 0
bah. Sorry, it put my reply in the wrong place.
spartan_girl 0
I'm with the other posters above that said go to an empty parking lot and learn what it's like. I lived in Michigan when I was 16, and my dad made me do the same thing. I slid around on the roads a few times, but I knew how to recover. when I was 17, I got hit by another teenager while driving (in the winter), and although we were both okay, it was pretty scary. A few years later, I almost slid into a guardrail on the highway after hitting a patch of black ice, but managed to avoid the guardrail and the signs- and I really credit the one winter when my dad taught me how to re-gain control when sliding. I'm sure it seems like it really sucks to have your parent tell you not to drive, but trust me, you do NOT want to end up in an accident! You'll need to learn how to drive in the snow someday though, so you might as well get some practice in, but try to avoid practicing where you might hurt yourself or someone else.
SnowBoarder93 0
Ha That sux I am 16 and got my license in the summer and live in MN and my mom and dad dont give a shit when i drive in the winter as long as i tell them i am going to. It is also extremely fun to hit the E-Brake over the snow around turns.
MelanieBerrigan 0
haha my boyfriend does that when im in the car with him... the 2nd last time he hit the snowbank in f ront of his house the very last time he did it we went into a ditch not fun. and i was NOT impressed drive carefully