By kb - 18/11/2013 06:38 - United States

Today, my mother gave me a bottle of stool softeners as a gift at my baby shower. FML
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Michael903 18

Parents always give what we need. Not what we want.

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hamyam_fml 6

You gun need them maybe she was just trying to be nice

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katie1989 9

You'll thank her, trust me. First poop after baby made me cry.

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iamsophie 13

To be fair, you might need it... Although chocolate probably would have been a better gift!

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MadBroxx 2

Actually a very thoughtful gift. I mean, not extravagant, but if you tear during delivery of have a c-section, those things are a godsend.

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143amandaott 10

OMG! That I so funny but not funny at the same time!!:)

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yellowzinnias 20

Trust me honey, they might not be the cutest gifts and they might be a bit embarrassing, but you will soon realize that those stool softeners and a tube of Boudreaux's Butt Paste are the best gift anyone could ever give a pregnant woman.

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LiquidFantasy 19

Anybody that has given birth to a baby knows that this is actually a wonderful gift. Stop being such a brat, you'll appreciate it after you push out a freaking watermelon. The only thing you need more than this, is soft toilet paper to take to the hospital with you.

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INeedAUserNamr 13

I can imagine this is on that baby shower episode where (forgot name) gets all presents and stuff. Chandler just hands them to her and she's just like wtf chandler

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