Today, my mother found my escaped pet snake after she had already washed and dried it with the laundry. FML
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Today, my 6 ft snake got loose. I found it. It was in my neighbor's backyard, constricting their pet rabbit. FML
Today, I had to wait for my daughter's pet python to finish taking a bath before I could take a shower and go to work. FML
Today, my son's glasses were missing. My bathroom is not well lit, but I noticed something sticking out from under the toilet seat. I excitedly grabbed it, thinking I saw the band of the glasses. Nope, it was a snake. FML
Today, as I was rushing to get out for work, I opened my door just in time to witness a large snake slither into my home. I had no choice but to lock it inside and go to work. I've now spent several hours searching for it with my friends, and we can't find it. I'm scared to go to sleep. FML
Today, I went out to get milk from the garage fridge for my mom. The moment I stepped out, my foot settled on the neighbor's boa, who likes to escape. After my mom finally opened the door to my frantic shouting, she spotted the snake, slammed the door, and locked both of us outside. FML
Today, my mom asked me to pull out the load of laundry she'd stuck in the dryer. Instead of clothes, I pulled out my dead cat. FML
Today, I kicked my dog's toy snake out of my way. Then I realised my dog doesn't have a toy snake. FML
Today, I found the same spider which I had let live yesterday hidden in my bath towel. I didn't find it until it was smeared on my face. FML
Today, I woke up to an angry snake trying to climb the leg of my bed. My bedroom was closed all day yesterday. It must have gotten in my room days ago. FML
Today, I found out where my sister's pet lizard escaped to. I also found out that the little shit likes to hide in dark, cold places. I discovered this when I heard the bastard squeal as I started the lawnmower. FML
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Top comments
saifnaqvi11 21
For ***** snake Mom
devildog562 33
Sneaky snake . Shame though , nothing deserves to die like that .
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Comments (129)
AletheDefender 15
That must have been awful, I hope you and your mom feel better soon
ham_spam 17
Look on the bright side maybe it's a different color now
TomeDr 25
That happened to my mother with a mouse. I'll never forget her scream when the mouse fell out of something she was folding just out of the dryer. Wasn't a pet though.
Witchylady 18
Oh no. I feel so sorry for the snake.
EarlFug 19
Jokes and puns aside, if you have a pet it's your responsibility to care for it. Please be more careful in the future.
Hop6e 22
I don't even like snakes but uh! Poor little dude! Keep better watch on your pets hun!
vikky538 29
Snakes in washer and dryer.
Pantsformer 7
Dry clean only.
eliiteXXXninja 21
We definitely need a follow up to this.
IreneProblems 14
So... did it live?