Today, my mom was screaming at me and said, "I wish I'd never adopted you." I guess I'm adopted then. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Today, I'm in the process of adopting a child. When I called my mom to tell her the news, she just said, "Oh honey, don't adopt, it's the worst decision you'll ever make." I'm adopted. FML
Today, I overheard my parents arguing over who had to tell me that I'm adopted. FML
Proportional response
Today, in a fit of rage, my mom confessed to me that I was adopted, and if she had the chance to turn back time, she wouldn't have done it in the first place. All because I ate the last ice cream sandwich. FML
Today, my mom dropped me off at a friend's house. Upon leaving, my friend's mom said how much I looked like my mother. My mother then replied, "That's funny, she was adopted." This was the first I'd heard of this. FML
Today, my mom said that if I wasn't her daughter, she probably wouldn't even like me. FML
Today, I let my step-father know exactly what I thought of him. After a few moments of awkward silence, he leaned towards me and quietly whispered, "Well you're adopted. Your parents never loved you." FML
Breaking
Today, my mom told me that she had great news: we were going to meet my biological parents. I didn't know I was adopted. FML
My life
Today, my mom got drunk and started crying, ranting about all the things she could have done in life if I hadn't been born. FML
Supportive
Today, once again, my mom ranted about how she sacrificed so much for me by moving to a better city. I said it was for my education and to stop making me feel like a burden. She scoffed, "Right, you never should've been born. My mistake." FML
The truth will always come out
Today, my mother, who is 75 years-old, just told me and my sister that we were adopted. I'm 45 years-old and my sister is 49. FML
Top comments
soccergurl95 8
And that's when you yell "I WISH YOU NEVER ADOPTED ME TOO, BITCH!"
soccergurl95 8
Technically she's not his mother...
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Comments (209)
wriptidez 0
when yoi dont feel wanted read psalms 21 in the bible
nubx 0
Nothing wrong with being adopted but so many things wrong with the way you found out.
Brool_Story_Co 17
Cool Story Bro
BelleBelle_fml 11
Wow, that's really immature and heartless. I'm sorry she stooped to that extreme low just to hurt you. Uncalled for.
KnucklesDeep 5
Unless your mother is truly a heartless psycho, when she calms down, you should guilt her like crazy over this until she cracks up.
drloves69 4
is it wrong that i pictured little orphan anne and them singing it's the hard knock life when i read this
TyraaChichester 2
Omg, I'm so srry you had to find out this way :'(
stevenmx86 8
Lol yikes.. Sorry to hear that you had to find out like that op...
x3herox3 0
My parents said that, and they really kicked me out of the house. I goto a friends house for the night, come back in the morning, everythings good. But thing is, i'm not adopted. I have hospital photos, videos, etc of when I was born.
neongurl98 10
Nice mom U got there!