Thebestman123
United States
Today, my mom was screaming at me and said, "I wish I'd never adopted you." I guess I'm adopted then. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
babylove
South Africa
Today, I'm in the process of adopting a child. When I called my mom to tell her the news, she just said, "Oh honey, don't adopt, it's the worst decision you'll ever make." I'm adopted. FML
Anonymous
Philadelphia, United States
Today, I overheard my parents arguing over who had to tell me that I'm adopted. FML
Anonymous
Proportional response
Today, in a fit of rage, my mom confessed to me that I was adopted, and if she had the chance to turn back time, she wouldn't have done it in the first place. All because I ate the last ice cream sandwich. FML
Kelly
Today, my mom dropped me off at a friend's house. Upon leaving, my friend's mom said how much I looked like my mother. My mother then replied, "That's funny, she was adopted." This was the first I'd heard of this. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, my mom said that if I wasn't her daughter, she probably wouldn't even like me. FML
SkeetinKeaton
United States
Today, I let my step-father know exactly what I thought of him. After a few moments of awkward silence, he leaned towards me and quietly whispered, "Well you're adopted. Your parents never loved you." FML
Meghan
New York, United States
Breaking
Today, my mom told me that she had great news: we were going to meet my biological parents. I didn't know I was adopted. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Akron, United States
My life
Today, my mom got drunk and started crying, ranting about all the things she could have done in life if I hadn't been born. FML
Burden
India
Supportive
Today, once again, my mom ranted about how she sacrificed so much for me by moving to a better city. I said it was for my education and to stop making me feel like a burden. She scoffed, "Right, you never should've been born. My mistake." FML
cmendez
United States
The truth will always come out
Today, my mother, who is 75 years-old, just told me and my sister that we were adopted. I'm 45 years-old and my sister is 49. FML
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soccergurl95 8
And that's when you yell "I WISH YOU NEVER ADOPTED ME TOO, BITCH!"
soccergurl95 8
Technically she's not his mother...
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Comments (209)
Kazuya_fml 14
...The more you know!
Deathhound 27
Wow, that was so nice of your mom.
jren207 24
Your skin colour is different to your parents.
instantmusic 4
For her to be so unstable or otherwise horrible of a person to talk to you like that, you should find yourself FORTUNATE that theres no blood relation.
Kalibabi 0
R u really adopted or did she say tht for dramatic effect I wonder
Kalibabi 0
R u really adopted or did she say tht for dramatic effect I wonder
Elsda 0
awhawhaha im sorry you had to find put like that.
XxDancerGirlxX 17
Damn OP. That sucks!
lalalihsuh 0
At least you know you'll never inherit the bitch gene from her ?
fmlmaster241 0
:( that sucks! i sorry