Thebestman123
United States
Today, my mom was screaming at me and said, "I wish I'd never adopted you." I guess I'm adopted then. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
babylove
South Africa
Today, I'm in the process of adopting a child. When I called my mom to tell her the news, she just said, "Oh honey, don't adopt, it's the worst decision you'll ever make." I'm adopted. FML
Anonymous
Philadelphia, United States
Today, I overheard my parents arguing over who had to tell me that I'm adopted. FML
Anonymous
Proportional response
Today, in a fit of rage, my mom confessed to me that I was adopted, and if she had the chance to turn back time, she wouldn't have done it in the first place. All because I ate the last ice cream sandwich. FML
Kelly
Today, my mom dropped me off at a friend's house. Upon leaving, my friend's mom said how much I looked like my mother. My mother then replied, "That's funny, she was adopted." This was the first I'd heard of this. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, my mom said that if I wasn't her daughter, she probably wouldn't even like me. FML
SkeetinKeaton
United States
Today, I let my step-father know exactly what I thought of him. After a few moments of awkward silence, he leaned towards me and quietly whispered, "Well you're adopted. Your parents never loved you." FML
Meghan
New York, United States
Breaking
Today, my mom told me that she had great news: we were going to meet my biological parents. I didn't know I was adopted. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Akron, United States
My life
Today, my mom got drunk and started crying, ranting about all the things she could have done in life if I hadn't been born. FML
Burden
India
Supportive
Today, once again, my mom ranted about how she sacrificed so much for me by moving to a better city. I said it was for my education and to stop making me feel like a burden. She scoffed, "Right, you never should've been born. My mistake." FML
cmendez
United States
The truth will always come out
Today, my mother, who is 75 years-old, just told me and my sister that we were adopted. I'm 45 years-old and my sister is 49. FML
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soccergurl95 8
And that's when you yell "I WISH YOU NEVER ADOPTED ME TOO, BITCH!"
soccergurl95 8
Technically she's not his mother...
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Comments (209)
bwenduh45 7
Should've been like, "I wish I wasn't adopted by a stupid cold bitch!"
Aliyette 0
Hoooolllyyy crap. That's a lot to take in in the middle of an argument
vjose 0
nice family.
I_Told_YouSo 5
she has to say it...
dreamering 16
I guess, you guessed right.
RileyL29 0
"You're adopted.. Your parents don't even love you." -Peter La Fleur (Dodgeball).. Too soon?.. Sorry though, OP!
frankieredsox 7
That's never okay to say... No matter what the circumstance.
BIEBERSLAYER 10
At least your not related to that bitch.
kelsey_katie 17
True that.
supermankisses 1
I kinda feel like you're high fiving 30, in a strange, gay sort of manner lol
fadingfaith 4
Is there a problem with that.....
Jacobt24 19
You're told that you're adopted
Epsilonyx 15
Awh, that sucks. :(
Dreamcatcher619 6
Hey. Ur pretty hot!! :P
IamVexatious 0
Worst hook-up attempt ever.
kelsey_katie 17
Seriously? Why? I agree with 41.
Epsilonyx 15
what are you guys talking about? o.o