Dammit...
United States
Today, my mom told my dad to get me extra absorbent pads, very loudly, in a crowded mall. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
tbree
San Francisco, United States
Today, I asked my dad to take me to the store so I could get some feminine hygiene products. When we got there, he went running down the aisles yelling, "Help! My daughter's bleeding to death! Where're the tampons?!" FML
ohaifml
United States
Today, my dad got into an argument with the cashier about how overpriced the scented tampons were. FML
Anonymous
United States
Amplified
Today, I was at the grocery store with my five year-old son when I had to go to the bathroom. After doing my business and we started walking out of the bathroom, my son loudly announced to the whole store, "Mommy has diarrhea!" FML
Anonymous
Belgium
Today, while shopping, my dad asked me to walk further away from him, saying I was cramping his style in front of all the chicks there. FML
Anonymous
Lake Ariel, United States
Today, I got my period, and had to rush to my parents' bathroom for some pads. They'd put all our wrapped presents in their bathroom. As I was looking, my dad thought I was opening presents and barged in, only to see me with my pants around my ankles. Now he won't stop laughing. FML
Anonymous
Plano, United States
Check this out!
Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML
embaressed
United States
Classy
Today, I was standing outside a store about to flirt with this guy when my mother drove up and shouted, "Hurry up, I have diarrhea!" FML
obtuse_ballsack
Zagreb, Croatia
Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML
love_to_live
Waupun, United States
Today, while in the store with my kids, they wanted to buy tampons because I am "getting cranky, and it should be that time of the month." FML
Anonymous
Isn't it ironic, don't you think?
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
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craphappened 4
Like anyone around you would care about the pads you use.
HazyVortex 0
at least she is showing concern? :D haha embarrasing
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Comments (115)
kikibisweet 0
Did you also need to shave your chin?
cagedglobe 0
it's in a mall you'll never see any of them ever again do don't worry :D
colombiancartel 0
Why is this an FML¿
eryan1694 0
that fucken sucks!
alexFYL 11
I'm pretty sure everyone knows females get periods. No one cares. Also even if someone laughed, no one really cares. What it boils down to? No one cares. (also, who would buy not-very-absorbant pads? Sounds like a waste of money.)
ComaStance 0
what no auntie em's pretzel?
persimmon 0
you were at a mall with your parents?
zodak 0
you buy tampons at the mall? lmao
Alice_laughed 13
Don't be embarrassed, OP. Everyone knows that chicks get their period, it's not a big deal.
alyssaxoxomichel 0
happeed to me before mom said whar do you want extra or super pads really loud in waalmart