Dammit...
United States
Today, my mom told my dad to get me extra absorbent pads, very loudly, in a crowded mall. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
tbree
San Francisco, United States
Today, I asked my dad to take me to the store so I could get some feminine hygiene products. When we got there, he went running down the aisles yelling, "Help! My daughter's bleeding to death! Where're the tampons?!" FML
ohaifml
United States
Today, my dad got into an argument with the cashier about how overpriced the scented tampons were. FML
Anonymous
United States
Amplified
Today, I was at the grocery store with my five year-old son when I had to go to the bathroom. After doing my business and we started walking out of the bathroom, my son loudly announced to the whole store, "Mommy has diarrhea!" FML
Anonymous
Belgium
Today, while shopping, my dad asked me to walk further away from him, saying I was cramping his style in front of all the chicks there. FML
Anonymous
Lake Ariel, United States
Today, I got my period, and had to rush to my parents' bathroom for some pads. They'd put all our wrapped presents in their bathroom. As I was looking, my dad thought I was opening presents and barged in, only to see me with my pants around my ankles. Now he won't stop laughing. FML
Anonymous
Plano, United States
Check this out!
Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML
embaressed
United States
Classy
Today, I was standing outside a store about to flirt with this guy when my mother drove up and shouted, "Hurry up, I have diarrhea!" FML
obtuse_ballsack
Zagreb, Croatia
Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML
love_to_live
Waupun, United States
Today, while in the store with my kids, they wanted to buy tampons because I am "getting cranky, and it should be that time of the month." FML
Anonymous
Isn't it ironic, don't you think?
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
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craphappened 4
Like anyone around you would care about the pads you use.
HazyVortex 0
at least she is showing concern? :D haha embarrasing
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Comments (115)
funktown 2
jeez, how much do u bleed down there
catatonicsleep 17
Lots of people use the extra absorbent pads for night time, they often are labeled with night time and have moons and stars on the packet...
CartmanKicksAss 0
sucks to be uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tasanasanta 0
Too bad you will never see any of those people ever again... I would laugh at that if I were you XD But hey, what do I know, I'm a guy =/
marinus_fml 20
You should have yelled at him not to forget to get extra small condoms for himself!
sourgirl101 29
He's just joking. marinus likes talking about condoms, don't you?(:
sourgirl101 29
So what are you going to do when you're married and have 5 babies already. Snip snip?
sourgirl101 29
Sorry, I should know better. Guys don't even want to have their dogs neutered.
sourgirl101 29
59 what happened to your other two comments? They just disappeared???
H3ALTHFR3AK 0
nice one, 41
Bee_fml 2
We love everyone! :-)
dilligaf24 1
you won .! lmao
sourgirl101 29
God bless your dad for getting his little girl some Kotex. How proud he must be you're finally a woman.
iheartglasses 0
I assure you no one will remember that youre the chick who needed super absorbent lol Im sure your dad was equally embarrassed. I dont want anyone telling me loudly to get extra thick pads for my kid, but I have just a boy for now so Im in the clear lol
nayeli760 0
I know right, I'm sure the dad must've been embarrased too. "Today, my wife told me to get my daughter super absorbent pads. Very loudly, in a crowded mall. FML
Glenn_Coco 0
Better for you, no bloody accidents xD Which by the way really suck :/
bloobelly 0
sucks for you
Bishop181 0
Thats what you get for being Lazy!
Twigggy 0
everyone knows chicks bleed, get over yourself OP at least your mom didn't yell to your dad what kind if douche you use.
Twigggy 0
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MuchDance90s 0
Ummmmmm this isn't 1970. people don't douche anymore. it is very very unhealthy and it actually increases the bad bacteria that'll make you stink...........