Dammit...
United States
Today, my mom told my dad to get me extra absorbent pads, very loudly, in a crowded mall. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
tbree
San Francisco, United States
Today, I asked my dad to take me to the store so I could get some feminine hygiene products. When we got there, he went running down the aisles yelling, "Help! My daughter's bleeding to death! Where're the tampons?!" FML
ohaifml
United States
Today, my dad got into an argument with the cashier about how overpriced the scented tampons were. FML
Anonymous
United States
Amplified
Today, I was at the grocery store with my five year-old son when I had to go to the bathroom. After doing my business and we started walking out of the bathroom, my son loudly announced to the whole store, "Mommy has diarrhea!" FML
Anonymous
Belgium
Today, while shopping, my dad asked me to walk further away from him, saying I was cramping his style in front of all the chicks there. FML
Anonymous
Lake Ariel, United States
Today, I got my period, and had to rush to my parents' bathroom for some pads. They'd put all our wrapped presents in their bathroom. As I was looking, my dad thought I was opening presents and barged in, only to see me with my pants around my ankles. Now he won't stop laughing. FML
Anonymous
Plano, United States
Check this out!
Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML
embaressed
United States
Classy
Today, I was standing outside a store about to flirt with this guy when my mother drove up and shouted, "Hurry up, I have diarrhea!" FML
obtuse_ballsack
Zagreb, Croatia
Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML
love_to_live
Waupun, United States
Today, while in the store with my kids, they wanted to buy tampons because I am "getting cranky, and it should be that time of the month." FML
Anonymous
Isn't it ironic, don't you think?
Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
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craphappened 4
Like anyone around you would care about the pads you use.
HazyVortex 0
at least she is showing concern? :D haha embarrasing
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lovemycharlies2 0
i hate when parents do stupid embarrassing shit like that. How stupid can you be? or how big of a bitch are you if its intentional or you just don't care how humiliating and uncomfortable that is for everyone involved?
zachyd 0
I agree, plug that shit!
EarAcheMyEYE10 2
seriously... please all English majors **** off... also who cates who posts first... oh... and OP... next time you're in a grocery store with dad, tell him, nice an loud in front of the cashier.."Dad, here are the condoms u wanted me to get for you"... and see how he likes it!!!
FFML_314 12
*Seriously, please, all English Majors, **** off. Also, who cares who posts first? Oh and OP, next time you're in a grocery store with your dad, tell him nice and loud and infront of the cashier, "Dad, here are the condoms that you wanted me to grab for you." See how he likes it! Yeah, you're right. **** you peoplethatknowhowtoformgrammaticallycorrectsentences!
marinus_fml 20
FFML that was brilliant! *wipes away a tear*
firechildredhead 0
You were buying pads at the mall? What? You've got some kind of freaky mall.
MuchDance90s 0
one that has a drug store ?
Melaniee_fml 0
that's what I was thinking
dilligaf24 1
target is in most malls & they sell them...
firechildredhead 0
Oh yeah. I suppose. Those cheap low end malls have Targets huh?
its_tuesday 6
pahahahahaahahaha SUPER ABSORBENT PADS!!! they're very similar to tiny matresses.
angel55033 12
big deal every girl gets they're period don't be so shy about it
miss_Ali 0
that sucks... but hella funny!
kait729 0
your very cute if you hace a ps3 add me jojotwo09
maphineRAWRS 10
personally, that's not embarrassing anymore, unless there was a group of cute guys who heard then I don't think it's embarrassing enough for an fml (:
Slammedintegra 0
What were you doing at the mall! Get back in the kitchen!
Zmeilerr 22
Oh, cmon now. These Sammich/Get back in the kitchen jokes are really getting old. People would respect you more if you took the time to create something original.
gwenny3000 0
Never go shopping with your parents and buy your own pads! Still sucks though :p