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By :( - 31/07/2016 04:18 - United States

Today, my mom told me that I'll never get married if my cooking skills don't improve. My boyfriend agrees. FML

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TweetAnne 13

Sunday 31 July 2016 17:10

That is so sexist. If you want to learn how to cook then learn but if you're not interested then that's fine too. I took cooking classes before going to college since I refused to live off ramen. It's good skills to have but doesn't mean you need to use them every day. Married now and I cook few times per week and take turns with my husband making meals.

Shadowvoid 33

Sunday 31 July 2016 16:40

Well I see two people you could probably chop out of your life. Spa-ghett out of there.

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jsthr4fn 5

Friday 5 August 2016 8:41

dump his ass

lucasj23 11

Friday 18 May 2018 15:55

so ******* learn to cook.

lucasj23 11

Friday 18 May 2018 15:55

so ******* learn to cook.

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