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Today, my mom read my diary. Then she frantically booked me an appointment with a psychiatrist. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

Same thing different taste

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beachbabe830 0

Do we even want to know what was in there...?

You've tought us about keys, now will you tell us how magnets work?

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No way, parents absolutely have a right to 'invade the privacy' of their children. If you were cutting it was because of serious depression and you needed intervention. No parent should idly stand by if something seems to be wrong with their child. That would be so much worse...

Here's a general rule: if you don't want something to be read, don't write it down.

To get her over this get an eggo rub your diary with it run around the block drink some water put syrup and butter up your nose marry your dog and hug your mother and then take her to he pet shop and sell her

Ummm... WTF?

Ts fun you should try it!

Don't do drugs, kids? Unless you want to post comments like this guy.

They're coming to take you away ha-ha, they're coming to take you away ho-ho. He-he ha-ha to the funny farm.

princessmollysue 9

Wow I feel bad for you , But at least your mom cares for u :)

princessmollysue 9

I meant to put cares for you not cars :(

qwerty123455 3

U never put cars

Aren't caring moms just the worst? Sadly, I wouldn't know.

hateevryone 15

what is in that diary that is so bad?

Dear Diary, Today I went to go visit Little Brother again. He almost bit through his constraints and now i need to go buy a new roll of duct tape. on the bright side his stump is healing where i cut off his left foot. Man that tasted good. Btw Mommy might be getting suspicious so i may have to move him from the shed to that cave in the woods. Oh, and do you think scissors will cut all the way through his tongue? Love, OP

Aww that sucks, it's YOUR diary! Your mother shouldn't invade your privacy like that.

Why wasn't there a lock on it?