PheobeBuffay
N?tter?y, Norway
Today, my mom made me go to church choir rehearsal with her so I could sing "the gay" out of me. FML
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bigred200 8
Sing in a really high pitched voice and then slowly make the tone go deeper and then say you're straight
bethrh 49
as a scientist I can 100% verify this method
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0mysteriousman0 22
Hope you met a cute boy/girl (whichever is the same sex preference of your choice) :)
lexiieeex3 32
At church?
BrotherPhil 35
It worked for Sophie Webster.
suri23 11
Hmmm, can't say I've ever heard of that particular bogus method to pray the gay away.
devinaww 15
So you say it's not ok to be gay, but I think you're just evil :)
Obito_Uchiha651 17
Wait what? When did they say that?
toastbrot 9
people don't seem to know lily allen... poor 18
John_in_Oz 12
Lyrics of the Lily Allen song "**** You". Should not be downvoted. Great song to sing in the Church choir.
unsealingkale 18
Lily Allen! **** you **** YOU **** you very very muuuuuuuuch...
SecundusSecunda 27
Sigh... The ignorance is over 9000
marcranger 29
From bitch to butch?
GhostFox 34
Your mom is kind of a religious nutjob of a bitch- and by "kind of" I mean she is one hell of a religious nutjob.
writerchic85 26
Start singing show tunes in the middle of it
HWICUNow 10
sing something from Wizard of Oz ... or Sun Will Come Out Tomorrow from Annie ... or anything from Bali Hai ... maybe Wash That Man Right Outta My Hair
Queen_of_Night 20
Actually, they should get a bunch of the choir members to sing "If you were Gay." from Avenue Q to OP. Or if they are a lesbian, "My Girlfriend Lives in Canada." works too.
interesting33 37
Or 'It's not just for gays anymore' sung by Neil Patrick Harris
mrsmikelowrey 15
"Two Ladies" from Cabaret! Love that show... ☺️
klorehore 24
Fellow norwegian, I will join you and together we can do the YMCA. It will be glorious. Seriously though you are awesome and strong (like a viking) I am rooting for you.
Catdragon 40
take her to a gay bar so she can drink the bigot out of her.