PheobeBuffay
N?tter?y, Norway
Today, my mom made me go to church choir rehearsal with her so I could sing "the gay" out of me. FML
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bigred200 8
Sing in a really high pitched voice and then slowly make the tone go deeper and then say you're straight
bethrh 49
as a scientist I can 100% verify this method
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sirrubberduckie 37
Singing the gay out has worked for literally every gay male on Broadway.
wordsandzombies 12
Ooh that sounds so damaging for you. Hope you've got a loving support system elsewhere OP :
xTommytheGUNx 15
i tryed to tell my cusins who are practically my sisters that im bi and one tried to taze me till i swore on a bible that i was straight....
more4me 27
Tell her that wpuld be fine, if she can sing the stupid out of her!
JKPwnage 27
Sing "It's Raining Men" at the top of your lungs. Your mom's a ****.
SlyCooper15 16
that seems pretty counterproductive
thatonedude55 8
I'm sorry your mom is so stupid. Brace yourself for eventually kicking her out of your life, because if she's set in her ways, you might have to.
shinikageWolf 15
Yes because singing on stage totally removed the Broadway loving homosexual out of people.
shinikageWolf 15
As you sing throw a bunch of rainbow glitter and confetti and say the gay has left your body.
Thorn9000 17
Sorry your mom is stupid on top of being anti-gay. Hopefully other family members or friends will be there to support you. :)