PheobeBuffay
N?tter?y, Norway
Today, my mom made me go to church choir rehearsal with her so I could sing "the gay" out of me. FML
FML for mobile
Free
Top comments
bigred200 8
Sing in a really high pitched voice and then slowly make the tone go deeper and then say you're straight
bethrh 49
as a scientist I can 100% verify this method
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (115)
GeorgiaBea 28
That's not how this works... That's not how any of this works. Hopefully she will come around OP.
Queen_of_Night 20
Your mom has clearly not seen enough musical theater.
HadrianBrook 11
Wow, that's harsh. It's a pity that such stereotypes still exist in our society - or rather are resuscitated by the ignorance of people like her. Just ignore her, OP - if she keeps her mindset so stagnant and refuses to acknowledge the changing times, she's bound to recieve her just desserts sooner or later.
MarkGaus 12
A church in Norway? Yeah sure bud
SK8WITME 19
Wonder what made her think you're gay
shellzy 20
I'd venture it would be something having to do with OP being attracted to the same sex.
countryb_cth 38
I think it may be when she walked in on him/her having sex with a girl/boy... But it's probably the Adel album she found.
more4me 27
Adele album? oh no! I didn't know I was gay, too!
lightningclicks 24
this fml must be a lie! Phoebe's real mom would never have wanted her to sing our her gay!
LT_Silva101 18
I thought all Scandinavians were atheist?
tarlax 11
Wow. I genuinely can't tell if that's sarcasm or if you're genuinely that dumb.
LT_Silva101 18
A bit of both
mrjiggles1992 18
Noooooo they found out weakness!
kazekai8 11
That is really moronic and ignorant lol =_=
heavenlyassbutt 11
Oh YES!! the "pray"away the gay method works every time. No worry Jesus loves you.smfh