Love: Today, my mom made me go to church choir rehearsal with her so... - FML

By PheobeBuffay - 11/12/2015 18:14 - Norway - N?tter?y

Today, my mom made me go to church choir rehearsal with her so I could sing "the gay" out of me. FML

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bigred200 8

Saturday 12 December 2015 1:31

Sing in a really high pitched voice and then slowly make the tone go deeper and then say you're straight

bethrh 49

Saturday 12 December 2015 1:31

as a scientist I can 100% verify this method

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bad_boyfriend 10

Monday 14 December 2015 22:28

What's she going to try next, enroll you in theater so you can act the gay out? lol

HollyQuinn 21

Tuesday 15 December 2015 23:26

Lots of asshole mums on FML these days...

C3Kid1984 1

Friday 26 February 2016 19:32

Sounds like you're mum need to doused with a it of holy water lol ?

fantasyworld 37

Tuesday 10 January 2017 3:30

<p>You're mom is an idiot.</p>

peithecelt 28

Wednesday 28 March 2018 12:33

as the mother of a gay kid, I want to come rescue you from a family that ignorant and tell you it gets better. as a horrible human being I desperately want to make a joke about you being the most fabulous vocalist they have, but... I'm really torn.. so you get both! ;)

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