PheobeBuffay
N?tter?y, Norway
Today, my mom made me go to church choir rehearsal with her so I could sing "the gay" out of me. FML
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bigred200 8
Sing in a really high pitched voice and then slowly make the tone go deeper and then say you're straight
bethrh 49
as a scientist I can 100% verify this method
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simongren 5
I'm sorry, OP. My first thought was; "Look at me, I'm FAB-U-LOUS!" belted out at the top of your voice while making the choir robe look more fashionable. But having a religious mother and not measuring up to what she wants me to be, I know that it's not funny and I am sorry she is doing this to you.
Fffhjno_fml 17
Well... Did it work?!
Starlight1029 18
What?? Did she actually say that? I'm sorry, that's the funniest and most ridiculous thing I've read all evening xD Seriously though, did it work? I'm pansexual coming out of a Jehovahs Witness family and whenever I get those pesky "homosexual tendencies," singing a few songs always seems to do the trick for me! ^.^
techiejames 8
That is a new one.
quesocoatl 14
there's nothing more gay than church choir. they're doing it wrong.
John_in_Oz 12
Tell her how hot one of the other choir boys/girls is.
BooBooKittyF11 21
thats when you do a fabulous musical number :)
Irakli_1 27
make her sing the bigotry out of her
organolithium_fml 9
Come dressed as Dr. Frank-N-Furter from the The Rocky Horror Picture Show :D
Wormgod 10
If sexuality even worked that way, I think you'd just end up "more" gay.