PheobeBuffay
N?tter?y, Norway
Today, my mom made me go to church choir rehearsal with her so I could sing "the gay" out of me. FML
Today, my mom made me go to church choir rehearsal with her so I could sing "the gay" out of me. FML
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bigred200 8
Sing in a really high pitched voice and then slowly make the tone go deeper and then say you're straight
bethrh 49
as a scientist I can 100% verify this method
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Comments (115)
I_own_a_dog 11
Well, did it work?
Denmar20 6
Your mom sounds like my mom. She took a picture of my brother dancing with the girls at church and sent it to my dad (who's gay) with the caption "see what you've done". I call bullshit.
DeathAngel505 13
This seems counterproductive, in my opinion
infinitemonkey 21
So did you meet anyone cute at choir?
S1N9UL4R17Y 8
but don't most gay guys like to sing, and are relatively good at it?
S1N9UL4R17Y 8
try switching to doing deathcore vocals in the middle of a song and tell them that it's working and you're fighting satan out of you. XD
graphite01 15
Insert "Science, Bitches!" meme here
TAntobella 14
Stay strong OP, bigots happen...
tomvertigo 17
I suppose if you left in a horrible mood it technically worked...
fyvaprold 11
But then, for some reason, so many choir directors are gay.