PheobeBuffay
N?tter?y, Norway
Today, my mom made me go to church choir rehearsal with her so I could sing "the gay" out of me. FML
Today, my mom made me go to church choir rehearsal with her so I could sing "the gay" out of me. FML
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bigred200 8
Sing in a really high pitched voice and then slowly make the tone go deeper and then say you're straight
bethrh 49
as a scientist I can 100% verify this method
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Comments (115)
Trevorr91 9
Seriously? That's awful. Your mother should support the person you are, not the person she wants you to be.
Skycop_S 23
Because, of course, it is scientifically proven that singing certain songs will change ones sexuality
steelmoonlight 23
Sing "Smelly Cat"
hitmanoo 16
Worked for Travolta.
southerngalslove 15
Nice name Regina Phalange.
Alexandria79 22
I'm sorry. I laughed thinking about that however it must be a difficult time for you. my heart goes out to you. I hope she comes to accept you as you are.
YooperTransplant 8
Oh honey. The number of gay men in church choirs...
loubabe69 19
Hahaha oh. My. God. That's hilarious.
jvanevery 19
well did it work? that's just disgusting is this the 21st century
rabid_otaku 29
I'm a Christian, and people like your mom seriously piss me off. Be who you are, OP.