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PheobeBuffay N?tter?y, Norway

Today, my mom made me go to church choir rehearsal with her so I could sing "the gay" out of me. FML

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Sing in a really high pitched voice and then slowly make the tone go deeper and then say you're straight

as a scientist I can 100% verify this method

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Seriously? That's awful. Your mother should support the person you are, not the person she wants you to be.

Because, of course, it is scientifically proven that singing certain songs will change ones sexuality

Sing "Smelly Cat"

Worked for Travolta.

southerngalslove 15

Nice name Regina Phalange.

I'm sorry. I laughed thinking about that however it must be a difficult time for you. my heart goes out to you. I hope she comes to accept you as you are.

Oh honey. The number of gay men in church choirs...

Hahaha oh. My. God. That's hilarious.

well did it work? that's just disgusting is this the 21st century

rabid_otaku 29

I'm a Christian, and people like your mom seriously piss me off. Be who you are, OP.