Today, my mom let me stay home from school, because I was sick. We both agreed not to tell my dad, since he's adamant that I never miss even one day of school. A few hours after my mom left for work, he came back home, with another woman. FML
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Today, my parents left for work before I had to leave for school and I decided to skip. I stayed by the phone, expecting the school to call so I could pose as my parent and excuse my absence. The phone rings and I pick up. It's my Mom, calling to leave my dad a message on the machine. FML
Today, I woke up feeling ill. My mom sent me to school anyway, and grounded me for "lying" about being sick. As soon as I got to school, I began vomiting blood. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to skip school with him. His mom came home early. I had to hide in his closet and wait 6 hours for her to go to her book club meeting. FML
Today, after I sent my daughter to her best friend's house for a week, who lives three hours away, her friend's mom got really sick half way through. My daughter came home early because the mom was too sick. Now my daughter isn't feeling well and I just found the mom has the flu. FML
Today, my mom tried to force me to stay home from work to babysit my sister and her “boyfriend”. I snuck out and went to work anyway, because I hate being around them. FML
Today, I had an appointment. After 2 hours of waiting in the sun, my mom finally picked me up and lectured me on how irresponsible my dad was for not communicating with her. Not 5 minutes after I got home, my dad showed up and gave me the same exact lecture about my mom. FML
Today, my dad lied and said he was busy working, all because he didn't want to see me. FML
Today, I had three days off work. My mom woke me up for work on all three of those days, despite my repeatedly asking her not to. When I actually had to go to work this morning, she didn't wake me up. At least I wasn't late. FML
Today, my mom told me that I would get to leave school halfway through the day. What she didn't tell me was that the reason I was missing school was to get 2 teeth pulled. FML
Today, I dragged myself to work, suffering from a bad cold. My boss quietly told me to go home and rest, to avoid spreading it around the office. I thought it odd since he dislikes me so much, but I did as he said. He called later in the day to suspend me for leaving work early. FML
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Top comments
Zen_Mei 17
I think you just found out why he never wants you to skip school
LunaKitsune 19
I'm so sorry :( did you tell you're mom?
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Comments (190)
Sweetpea22 14
I hope you told your mom
skilova4lifezzz 19
That's what you get for cheating..
Sweetpea22 14
So being sick is now cheating?
spiritfang11237 16
If that's the case then I have some splaning to do... But I am pretty sure #27 was referring to the dad being found out.
tannara 12
Ohhhh ****
snapcracklepop41 3
Well he has bigger things to worry about then you missing school. Hope all works out.
Vickyh46 8
Well he's ******. Hope you told your mum. What an arsehole.
ImTheAlpha 30
We desperately need a sarcasm font, or an agreed-on symbol in front of sarcastic sentences.
perdix 31
I hope you mean EX-Dad! Yeah!!
lalaney 14
What an asshole! Now you see what his real intentions were when he didn't want you home...
lacosh 4
I'd take a baseball bat to his **** if I were in your position.
1dvs_bstd 41
as God is my witness, if my dad tried that, he'd have my fist up his balls!!! FYL op, get well soon, health wise and mentally!
pmacxx 5
How does one get a fist up ones balls?