Today, my mom called me and said, "I made your sister laugh so hard she peed her pants." I got home and noticed she also peed on my bed. FML
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Today, my mother screamed at me because she thinks I peed on the toilet seat. Not my dad, me. I’m a girl. FML
Today, I was trying to go to sleep when I heard my sister come home from the bar. I fell asleep and woke up an hour later to see my sister squatting in my dresser drawer. I asked her what she was doing and she said "I'm peeing." FML
Today, my younger sister and I were camping when, during the middle of the night, she asked me if I could take her to the toilets as she was scared. I told her to go by herself or go behind the tent. Thirty seconds later, she peed on me. FML
Today, my best friend decided she wanted to tell my boyfriend about the time I pissed myself laughing at her house. When she was telling the story I ended up laughing so hard, that I pissed myself again. FML
Today, at 2 in the morning, my water broke. I called my mom and woke her up to come watch our older kid, while my husband and I went to the hospital. After being tested at the hospital, I was told I had just peed myself. FML
Today, I drank cocktails and shots. On the way home, I had to pee so bad that I only got to the front door and peed all over our carpet. My mom saw the whole thing and my dad saw the aftermath with the super drenched carpet and shoes. My mom had to mop the floor after I ran to the bathroom. FML
Today, my friend peed her pants while we were sledding. I could feel it trickling down into my pants. FML
Today, I woke up to my drunk mom trying to pee in the dresser drawer of our hotel, with my clothes in it. I woke up right in time to yell at her. Pants down and all. She started denying there were even clothes in there. FML
Today, I finished off the last of the BBQ chips in the house. When my 6-year-old sister found out about it, she started screaming, then pulled down her pants and peed on the kitchen floor. My parents, after witnessing the whole thing, bitched me out for upsetting her. FML
Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house, dying to pee during a thunderstorm. Ran to the bathroom, but it was occupied. A huge thunderclap scared me pretty bad. When the door finally opened, my girlfriend's mom walked out, laughing. I realized the thunder scared me into peeing my pants. FML
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thaney18 0
ew.
ifiFaLL 1
lolololololol id be super pissed if i found my sisters piss stain on my bed. id pull a scary movie 2 and shove her face in it
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Comments (104)
Tinman70 0
you should return the favor and pee on her bed. aim for the pillow.
thatonename 7
if OP farted on the pillow instead, their sister might get pink eye. just sayin...
bloobelly 0
nice
Justine94_x 31
Why would your mum call you just to say that?
ifiFaLL 1
because she can. deal with it
lidemocr 0
cause it's funny...I want to know what the joke was... I need to laugh so hard I pee myself :)
CheckMyProfile 17
I was wondering the same! why would his mother call him? isn't he coming anyway?? :/
Soloman212 28
It is quite ironic that Hellen Keller was quoted as talking about "looking at" and "seeing" doors.
DavLynn 4
probably a heads up that the mom made the sister laugh that she peed.. on OPs bed.
nazooer 11
That's hot.
shift_love 13
^ winning!!! lol
briidontgive_ 0
How old is said sister ?
randomlettrrs 8
23
shift_love 13
and just how old is your sister? maybe yo Lu should get her some wee wee pads for Xmas that way her and your bed can stay fresh and dry!
shift_love 13
you* not yo lu lmao
lmaoatall 6
your mom just left it to show you she wasn't lieing. it's true talent to get someone laughing so hard they pee themselves. you should be proud of her.
0opsie 6
Make her clean it up or do the same on hers.
enonymous 9
Sorry op it was me. You put an empty milk carton back in the fridge. next time you'll learn.
RyDawg918 0
pee is awesome. not gross