Drugs and Miscellaneous: Today, my mom called me a druggie after she found out I smoked...

By kp. - 03/09/2015 16:30 - United States

Today, my mom called me a druggie after she found out I smoked weed once. She's now threatening to sell my car, tell my boss, and ban me from seeing my fiancée. I'm 24. FML

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You deserved it 3 914

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Same thing different taste

By lehonX9 - 06/06/2015 09:11 - Germany - Hanover

Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML

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Overreacting much?

By But you drink alcohol though - 19/04/2023 03:00

Today, I came from a 12-hour shift to find my clothes and stuff outside, and the locks changed. I called my mom to let me in and she told me, “Hell the fuck no, I’m not having a drug addicted junkie up in my house! You’re no longer my daughter!” and hung up. Apparently, she found my stash of weed. FML

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You deserved it 684

By cazorp - 05/01/2012 11:43 - United States

Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML

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You deserved it 2 463

By Joe Lizen - 07/08/2012 01:40 - United States - New Lenox

Today, my mom called me screaming and cussing because she found pot in my room. I come home and my dad says, "I hid some pot in your room and I'm not letting you go to that concert if you rat me out." My dad is apparently a blackmailing 52-year-old stoner. FML

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You deserved it 2 181

By Anonymous - 16/12/2011 03:55 - United States

Today, I'd had it with my mom's addiction to weed, so I told her to choose between me or the weed. I'm currently looking on Craigslist for an apartment. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 018

You deserved it 14 058

By Anonymous - 18/10/2014 18:33 - United States

Today, my psycho mom walked in while I was chilling and having fun with some friends. She kicked them out and now wants to drug test me, because, "Nobody's that happy without drugs." FML

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You deserved it 3 065

By FFS - 06/05/2018 01:30

Today, my mother has taken her drug paranoia to a new level. She threw away an open but nearly full bag of dried mint because she's sure I emptied and refilled the bag with marijuana to hide it from her. She then tried to ground me in my own house in front of my wife and daughter. FML

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You deserved it 351

By a.white - 11/12/2013 11:58 - United States - Cheltenham

Today, a classmate's mother called my phone, threatening to have my dorm room raided for drugs. Why? She saw our text messages discussing where he would pick up the textbook I borrowed and thought it was the new "code name" for weed. FML

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You deserved it 2 813

By ugh - 01/12/2015 03:52 - Canada - Lethbridge

Today, my mother went through my bag and found what she thought was rolling papers. I was yelled at and called a stupid pothead with no future. They were facial blotting papers. FML

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You deserved it 1 563

Well played

By stepshart - 21/08/2014 19:30 - Canada - Thunder Bay

Today, my thieving, layabout stepmom planted weed in my bedroom and showed my dad. Well, maybe I'm jumping to conclusions here, but her smirk and telling me later that I shouldn't fuck with her again seems conclusive to me. Goodbye freedom. FML

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You deserved it 3 058

xoxoblondee 31

Friday 4 September 2015 1:19

She should turn you in to the police, you pot smoking fiend. Clearly a danger to society! *comment overflows with sarcasm*

LilMissCanadian 22

Friday 4 September 2015 1:24

Your mom is a bit extreme.

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vintageart1994 16

Friday 4 September 2015 6:56

Tell her it could be worse at least she isn't Miley Cyrus mum

idk_rose 25

Friday 4 September 2015 7:11

"No it's Becky."

jlujan00_fml 9

Friday 4 September 2015 7:22

Why at 24 does she have this much control over your life?

Geckosrock99 33

Friday 4 September 2015 8:01

She shouldn't, she's just crazy enough to think she does.

pete9913 23

Friday 4 September 2015 8:33

normally any that start with drinking or getting high are automatically YDI, but your mom is way over the top on this one.

Mightytall 35

Friday 4 September 2015 9:45

Time to move out from home!

crandel 11

Friday 4 September 2015 10:23

Only once? No wonder your mother is ashamed. Blaze it everyday, so she doesn't think you're a loser and actually respects you. #420

phreaker913 21

Friday 4 September 2015 10:36

calmly explain that weed is a plant, which occurs naturally, and that it is probably the safest thing you could ever injest

Ichiya 29

Friday 4 September 2015 15:06

By that logic hemlock and nightshade are both naturally occurring plants so they are very safe to ingest.

samurai1833 16

Friday 4 September 2015 10:57

Buy your own car and get your own place hippie!

Tonymac617 16

Friday 4 September 2015 12:19

Time to move out!

simsgirlgem 25

Friday 4 September 2015 15:12

I hope you don't live with her, obviously she's nuts

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Same thing different taste

Overreacting much?

Well played

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