seriously
United States
Today, my mom accused my cat of being a "manipulator", and said that we should get rid of him. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
whymomwhy
Salem, United States
Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML
CatLover
Bartow, United States
Today, my mentally-unhinged mother reached a new level of psycho - she threw a tantrum and raged at my father, accusing him of cheating on her with our cat. FML
wekasdjkasldasdkasdzcawqe
Sweden
Today, my mother yelled and yelled at me until I apologized to our cat for not petting him when he sat on my lap. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I walked in on my mom ranting on about what a useless bitch I am. She was talking to my cat. It's not the first time this has happened, either. FML
izu
United States
Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML
juliette
Astoria, United States
Fatal decision
Today, my mom called me an attention seeker and threw a bitch fit because my cat "decided" to die on her birthday. FML
Anonymous
Panama City, United States
Every day is Caturday
Today, my mom came home drunk and yelled at me for 20 minutes for not feeding the cat. We don't have a cat. FML
Anonymous
Falun, Sweden
Today, my mom's dog saw a cat in our yard. I watched as he tried to jump at it, only to smack face-first into the window. He did this twice more before curling up on the floor and whimpering pitifully. When my mom came in and saw him there, and me laughing, she accused me of beating him. FML
WTF?!
United States
Insensitive
Today, I was the designated emotional support person for my friend's mom as she went to have her sick cat put down. The cat was aggressive towards the male vet. She said, "She doesn't like men" to which the vet replied, "Well, soon that won't be a problem." The willpower it took both of us to not yell at him, or worse… FML
My_Cow_kiM
United States
Today, I told my mom I'm severely allergic to my cat and that the doctor told me it would be best to get rid of the cat. Somewhat jokingly, I told her it was either me or the cat. She chose the cat. She was serious too. FML
Top comments
HouseElf 13
Get rid of your mom.
Vidrill 22
I think it's a little much for people to be calling other animals "manipulators". We're clearly much more manipulative species than they will ever be.
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Comments (79)
Ameel_fml 19
It's a cat. Of course it's a manipulator.
Joe9024 20
Well technically the cat's a catnipulator
Ozzien 26
Be careful or he'll Frisky your valuables away.
Jemm_fml 29
They'll never litter get away with it.
perdix 31
#13, no, technically a cat would be a "pawnipulator." The "man-" in "manipulator" is from the Latin word for hand.
Jemm_fml 29
She's right, it is. She should get rid of it. That is, if it doesn't get rid of her first. DUN DUN DUN DUN
avapaige1234 19
Aww poor kitty. I feel for you, OP.
Steffi 26
Cats are (can be) very manipulative. Stop assuming they're innocent because they're animals.
Enslaved 38
"No Kitty, it's my pot pie!"
silvanawernli 5
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
suri23 11
What's it say that your Mom is able to be manipulated by a cat?
rattusrattus 19
That mumsy is extremely vulnerable to the cuteness proximity effect? "Aww, whosacutekitty? Isityou? Yesitis! You'reakitty! Let me get you some noms!" *ten minutes later* "God-damn it! The cat's got me to give it three servings of fishy treats in the last hour! Blasted feline manipulator!"
Crazafon 19
She is right. You can't trust them!
worldclassrager 41
How can a cat be manulitive?