Today, my mom accused my cat of being a "manipulator", and said that we should get rid of him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML
Today, my mentally-unhinged mother reached a new level of psycho - she threw a tantrum and raged at my father, accusing him of cheating on her with our cat. FML
Today, my mother yelled and yelled at me until I apologized to our cat for not petting him when he sat on my lap. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom ranting on about what a useless bitch I am. She was talking to my cat. It's not the first time this has happened, either. FML
Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML
Fatal decision
Today, my mom called me an attention seeker and threw a bitch fit because my cat "decided" to die on her birthday. FML
Every day is Caturday
Today, my mom came home drunk and yelled at me for 20 minutes for not feeding the cat. We don't have a cat. FML
Today, my mom's dog saw a cat in our yard. I watched as he tried to jump at it, only to smack face-first into the window. He did this twice more before curling up on the floor and whimpering pitifully. When my mom came in and saw him there, and me laughing, she accused me of beating him. FML
Insensitive
Today, I was the designated emotional support person for my friend's mom as she went to have her sick cat put down. The cat was aggressive towards the male vet. She said, "She doesn't like men" to which the vet replied, "Well, soon that won't be a problem." The willpower it took both of us to not yell at him, or worse… FML
Today, I told my mom I'm severely allergic to my cat and that the doctor told me it would be best to get rid of the cat. Somewhat jokingly, I told her it was either me or the cat. She chose the cat. She was serious too. FML
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HouseElf 13
Get rid of your mom.
Vidrill 22
I think it's a little much for people to be calling other animals "manipulators". We're clearly much more manipulative species than they will ever be.
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Comments (79)
freshko21 6
Dude, get an owl. We just watch you. And watch you. and watch you.
kaitlynnn95 10
Cats are like that. They use their cuteness to give them what they want.
Summoner_T3L 15
"Day 380: the elder of my prey has called me out on my plans to hunt her and her offspring. When i strike i must be swift and silent to avoid retaliation. For now i will sit atop the door and continue to plot their downfall." -Cat
JayElleBee 15
Cats actually are highly manipulative. They don't naturally vocalise with each other (save for threatening yowls). They've learnt to meow at humans because the sound is similar to a baby's cry, and so we instinctively give them attention, food, whatever. Crafty little *****.
RedPillSucks 33
Noor, is that you?
edvin_fml 10
i accuse you of poor sentence structure ('accused my cat [...] that we should get rid of him')
mccrightp 29
Sounds like your mom has manipulating people into thinking she's a rational, intelligent person for years!
oxygenius 14
The irony when she's trying to manipulate you to abandon your cat but calling it a manipulator. Mani-ception?
jefflukey123 4
You better keep that cat, screw what your mom says
Perception 6
Wilfred syndrome.