Today, my loving five-year-old daughter started singing Christmas carols again. Ones that she made up herself, of course. Including "Walking in a fucking wonderland" and "Rudolph the red nosed asshole". FML
SaintGoobers tells us more.
SaintGoobers 19
Hey Buddy, this is the first time Ady has ever cussed, or at least with me viewing it. She claims that her Father was singing the songs so she thought she would sing with him. I will be talking to her dad! Lol.
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Greenteamextreme 16
They sound better then the originals if you ask me!
pizzzah 9
She's five, dude, you as a parent should do your job
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Comments (136)
Vanessa_Leeann26 17
Lol! You have to give her credit for her creativity! Lol
JuggaloSimms1441 16
Kids are so clever and hilarious! :)
GentlemanBastard 15
And the timeless classic: "Frosty the **** Gobbling Snowman"
NostalgiaFreak9 43
And I wonder where she learn that from?
cjwayy 22
It's impressive that she knows how to use those words in a way that makes sense.
Pleonasm 36
"Silent fart" anyone?
alex_gen 39
When I was 5, I wasn't allowed to say curse words. How times have changed.
SaintGoobers 19
Who said she was allowed?
RedPillSucks 33
have her sing Silent Night. When she gets to "Holy Infant so tender and mild" tell her that it will be her ass on a stick if she keeps cursing... don't get me started about chestnuts roasting on an open fire
NotARealThing 4
I just hope OP corrected this behavior and that's why its posted here. This is going to sound harsh but, how are you morons applauding this language from a 5 year old? Do I really need to explain the behavioral problems (and parenting fail) here?
andreaor 7
that's hilarious haha