Today, my loving five-year-old daughter started singing Christmas carols again. Ones that she made up herself, of course. Including "Walking in a fucking wonderland" and "Rudolph the red nosed asshole". FML
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SaintGoobers 19
Hey Buddy, this is the first time Ady has ever cussed, or at least with me viewing it. She claims that her Father was singing the songs so she thought she would sing with him. I will be talking to her dad! Lol.
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Greenteamextreme 16
They sound better then the originals if you ask me!
pizzzah 9
She's five, dude, you as a parent should do your job
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Comments (136)
missyfiona89 28
You may not be the one who taught her those words directly, but *inserts sarcasm* you sure did a great job raising her up!
SkullduggeryCain 11
This is a ******* wonderland.
tony1891 22
dont forget frosty the dick face.
TerraShadow 18
Well, those are some interesting titles
paolino_fml 18
Legend
dammityou 10
can you say future rockstar?
ktessitore 5
I hope my future child turns out as hysterical as yours !
Kyle1dc 17
How about "I saw mommy ******* Santa Claus"?
TheNiceOne 20
"Silenttt Night. Thotfulll night. All the hoes come. On this fuckinggg night."
vikky538 29
stop showing her the new version of miley Cyrus.. she should watch only the Disney version of miley Cyrus...problem solved...