Today, my loving five-year-old daughter started singing Christmas carols again. Ones that she made up herself, of course. Including "Walking in a fucking wonderland" and "Rudolph the red nosed asshole". FML
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SaintGoobers 19
Hey Buddy, this is the first time Ady has ever cussed, or at least with me viewing it. She claims that her Father was singing the songs so she thought she would sing with him. I will be talking to her dad! Lol.
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Greenteamextreme 16
They sound better then the originals if you ask me!
pizzzah 9
She's five, dude, you as a parent should do your job
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momac86 17
She got the language from somewhere
WolfyGrace 24
I think now is a good time to start monitoring what she does on technology and the people she hangs out with. Also, Rudolph isn't an asshole! He's just misunderstood.
GentlemanBastard 15
Rudolph isn't an asshole? He borrowed my car and brought it back with like NO gas! Total asshole.
WolfyGrace 24
Why would a reindeer drive a car, exactly? I mean, they don't have thumbs, so it must be hard to steer. Let alone open the car door, or to get gas!
slamdunkinoreo 7
Toddlers. hang out these days. Lol.
EmpireCityRay 13
Nothing states good parenting than a potty-mouth child; SMH OP be the better parent and sway your child from cursing!
Aero_x 21
Maybe most of you have never had kids, but it isn't always the parents' fault for a foul mouthed brat. they learn a lot of this crap in school and daycare from other kids, and when they get reprimanded at five they are still challenging the adults because they think it's all fun and games. OP might have disciplined his or her kid, but at that age they need to be constantly reminded.
GentlemanBastard 15
Amen to that. My 4 year olds don't listen to anything because they've decided they know better than adults. So frustrating.
RedPillSucks 33
sorry, but you shouldn't be having this problem with 4 year olds. And yes, I've raised two children, one of which was quite a challenge, but we were still able to deal with bad behavior
PennyLane27 32
Congrats on 2 perfect angels. You have no idea what challenges 58's child has. Nor do I. Do you get angry at 'misbehaving' children with exasperated parents at the grocery store, too? Yes, 'bad parenting' exists.... but so do things like autism...aspergers.. etc, etc. The kid could have had an exceptionally positive day, but one little trigger at the store could have set him/her off. And there's always that one person that thinks or says something about the parent being a bad parent, or the kid being a brat.... Think before you judge.
restlesschill18 2
You're right. I started swearing when I was 7yo. Was my mom being a bad parent? Who's to say... I learned those words from my older siblings, not her.
Witchylady 18
She's a genius
Huddisher 10
You can't keep them from everything. Sounds like they're hits, though.
sem2183 13
Rudolph the Red Nosed Asshole. Lmao that's hilarious.
Goblin182 27
I think they wrote that one about my boss.
furly09 17
What's up with your 5 year old? Sounds like she doesn't like Christmas
keiNan_fml 35
who was the Santa last christmas
TomeDr 25
If I had sung songs like that in front of my parents, I'd had a mouthful of suds! Same with my kids!