Miscellaneous: Today, my looks alone made a girl cry. FML - FML

By SadFace - 07/03/2010 18:54 - United States

Today, my looks alone made a girl cry. FML

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By teardrops - 21/09/2010 08:50 - Australia

Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML

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By Mr. Shawzy - 14/01/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2014 15:50 - United States

Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2021 23:01

Today, I was paired up with a girl in my class for a project. She started crying. FML

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By nonexistant - 29/10/2010 04:33 - United States

Today, a cute girl came up to me with her boyfriend and said, "If you end up looking like him, it's over." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2011 08:17 - South Africa

Today, my girlfriend gave me a speech on me "not being manly enough". I started crying. FML

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Cruisin' for a bruisin'

By leah - 07/01/2021 14:01 - United States - San Jose

Today, I was beaten up by a complete stranger for “giving her a dirty look.” I can’t see my own face. FML

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By Jules - 21/02/2011 07:59 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me over the phone. He said I look too ugly when I cry to do it seriously in person. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2015 13:21 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, while eating at my college cafeteria, I started thinking about all the awful crap going on in my life right now, and I started sobbing. Some guy at another table started snickering at me, at which point the guy I like said, "Give her a break. If I was as fuck-ugly as her, I'd be crying too." FML

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By ambiiii - 20/08/2015 03:25 - United States - Marble Falls

Today, my niece started crying because she thought that someday she'll look like me. FML

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Phaa 0

Monday 8 March 2010 1:24

Fyl. :[

theawesome 0

Monday 8 March 2010 1:30

her eyes started to burn from your hotness. :P

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mattbeverly 0

Monday 8 March 2010 1:29

I h8 auto correct I meant ull

Flamp1 0

Monday 8 March 2010 1:33

sure you did lol

mattbeverly 0

Monday 8 March 2010 1:34

I did I'm not a virgin

Flamp1 0

Monday 8 March 2010 1:36

it's a joke lol I hate the auto correct too :3

theawesome 0

Monday 8 March 2010 1:30

her eyes started to burn from your hotness. :P

FlendtDK 16

Wednesday 22 April 2015 12:54

*spoiler* he is actually Castiel

Flamp1 0

Monday 8 March 2010 1:31

at least no one will mug you if you made a girl cry you'll scare the crap outta a guy

elledubb 0

Monday 8 March 2010 1:31

well let's see some picture ugly...

fuckelijahslife 0

Monday 8 March 2010 1:32

awh :/

saranottelling 7

Monday 8 March 2010 1:33

Are you Kevin Jonas?

CheshireHalli 19

Monday 8 March 2010 1:44

Sara wins. =D

PsychoMerk 0

Monday 8 March 2010 1:33

aw :( may I offer you a paper bag and a hug?

llorens460 0

Monday 8 March 2010 2:01

your gonna need more than a paper bag!

Flamp1 0

Monday 8 March 2010 1:34

my eyes the goggles do nothing

Diannaa 0

Monday 8 March 2010 6:47

Wasn't that on The Simpsons lol

TheTrollinator 0

Monday 8 March 2010 9:23

yeah radioactive man

mistyeyes 0

Monday 8 March 2010 1:36

:(

McFail_fml 4

Monday 8 March 2010 1:37

Pics or it didn't happen. XD Op just improve your looks a little, brush your hair and wash your head to make it look smoother. Oh and I'm not talking about the head over your shoulders.

marleytooyou 0

Monday 8 March 2010 1:42

quit being so damn ugly

mattbeverly 0

Monday 8 March 2010 1:49

u need 2 quit being so damn hot

lolroflmao 0

Monday 8 March 2010 2:24

good point, matt

seeimdee 0

Monday 8 March 2010 3:29

that's a fake picture, but whatever;3

DGross 8

Monday 8 March 2010 4:25

I agree... a fake picture doesn't earn you any respect ... #94 is real and yea... that... Don't want this post to come out as creepy lol

astro_plastic 0

Monday 8 March 2010 4:28

Who the hell uses fake pictures? That's extremely creepy. And the OP of this thread does have a fake picture- its a popular one used on teh internets making fun of bulimic scene girls.

Pommy_fml 0

Monday 8 March 2010 6:49

you're the devil. sataaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

marleyvk 0

Thursday 21 October 2010 16:28

hey marleytooyou... my name is also marley.

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Today, I watched the new Fallout series, which was pretty good… except for the fact that Ella Purnell looks a lot like my ex. Now it’s 6 a.m., hours before I have to wake up, and I can't keep myself from crying. I broke up with this girl for a number of reasons which seem somewhat valid now, but I regret it. FML

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Today, after masturbating in the shower, I heard my phone go off outside the bathroom. After my mom saw me get my phone to check my messages, she said, "I think you're addicted to that", to which I said, "But it feels so good and every guy does it." She was talking about how I text people a lot. FML

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Today, the block where I work had mandatory all-storefront works. I had to be there. The workers asked me for my ladder, cord extensions, driller, complained for 4 hours, and didn't clean after them. Now they're in front of my shop, loudly mocking my looks and clothes, I can hear them through the door. Nice day. FML

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Today, I was looking online for an alternative number for the interior decorator that is making curtains for me because I couldn't get hold of him. Instead of his number I found a website warning people about him, saying he is a conman. I paid a very big deposit. FML

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Today, I found out that I'm highly-placed in my wrestling competition this year. I also found out that I have mono and won't be able to take part for at least the first half of the competition. FML

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Today, our 9-year-old daughter was removed from our home and placed into a home for children too violent to function in a family setting. I can't stop crying but my wife hasn't been this happy in years. She was actually smiling as our daughter was restrained and forced out the front door. FML

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Today, I got scared by my own leg fat. FML

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Today, I was feeling rebellious, I decided to procrastinate instead of studying for my really important English test tomorrow. I was having a pretty good time until I realized my idea of procrastinating was cleaning my TI-83 graphing calculator with rubbing alcohol and Q-tips. FML

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