Today, my little sister tripped when trying to walk up the stairs with a sandwich in one hand and my laptop in the other. She choose to save her sandwich instead of my £500 laptop. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was sitting using my laptop, while eating a bag of Starbursts. The bag slid off the bed, so I went to catch it and in the process my knee hit my laptop, which flew off the bed onto the wooden floor, and shattered. I broke my laptop to save 11 Starbursts from falling. FML
Today, my sister gave my laptop away and dumped a pile of her hamster's turds on my bed. All of this because I flushed the toilet while she was in the shower last night. FML
Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to bend my iPhone 6 like there's no tomorrow. FML
Today, I came home to find my little sister had decided to play hopscotch under our carport. Feeling a small childish urge, I decided to hop on one leg to the front door. I tripped and fell, slicing my knee open. FML
Today, my sister asked me to grab her some toilet paper. I refused, so she grabbed my favorite shirt out of the laundry basket and used it to wipe. I was busy icing my sprained ankle. I couldn't walk. She knew this. FML
Today, my sister was faced with the choice of getting a burger, or picking me up in a snowstorm. The burger won, and I had to travel 4km home by foot. FML
Today, my sister thought it would be funny to place a cardboard cut-out of a person at the foot of my bed. I woke up, saw the cut-out from the corner of my eye, fell out of bed, landed on my hand wrong, and broke two fingers. She got it all on video. FML
Today, I accidentally spilled a big glass of water on the table, where I had some papers, my cellphone, and a box of donuts. With lightning reflexes, my sister heroically jumped forward and saved the donuts. FML
Today, there was a girl in heels running in front of me at school, and she slipped on ice. Trying to be a hero, I dropped my backpack and ran up to help her, but ended up slipping and landing on her leg. As I walked back to my backpack, I found out I'd dropped my laptop and broken it. FML
Today, I thought it'd be funny to knee my sister's ass as she was bending over. What I didn't realise was that she was trying to pick up a spider. In shock, she threw it in the air and it landed on my chest. I ran into a wall trying to get it off. FML
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DjeePee 25
And that's the reason why you don't let little brothers and sisters touch your stuff if nobody is watching them.
LexxyLiime 0
Umm, her iPod/iPhone...?
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Comments (83)
Jbiebs82 0
I MODERATED THIS
geoLa16 0
that sucks how much is that in dolors????
Mariax_fml 2
£500 = US $718
Namenlos_fml 20
send her a bill.
Mariax_fml 2
Ha ha ha! Good girl.
Tadeusz_fml 5
'Real dollars?' as opposed to what? the pound is anyway the stronger of the two. OP, you should demand the samwich as payment.
JaketheSnake54 0
And people ask me why I refuse to share my belongings.
nikki408 0
This totally sounds like me and my sister!
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Wow, I'd make the little brat pay for it. And I hope she gets severely punished.
KillerGoldfish 0
How old is your little sister? And what on earth happened to make your sister so greedy/stupid? Hope she's paying for a new one.
tygerarmy 35
Did she at least share the sammich with you?