Today, my little sister put on some black eyeliner on my eyes. About half an hour later, my eyes started to hurt. Eyeliner never hurt for me; so I went to the bathroom to check it out. My sister wasn't using eyeliner. It was a black watercolor pencil. Now I have black bits inside my eyes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was tinting my own eyelashes when I missed my eyelashes and stabbed myself in the eye with the applicator loaded with dye. Now, I have beautiful lush black eyelashes, to match my half-closed swollen red left eye. Sexy. FML
Today, my little sister started freaking out, because she was playing with some white-out eraser and got some on her finger. She started crying inconsolably because she thought her entire finger was going to disappear. FML
Today, I accidentally sprayed some perfume in my eye. After rinsing said burning eye with water for a few minutes, I half-blindly grabbed the eyedrops my sister left on the counter and used some. They were actually tea tree oil drops. Ouch. FML
Today, I forgot my contact solution and used my sister's. When I put them in, my eyes burnt like hell. Apparently my sister has a new solution that is acidic and only gets neutralized after 12 hours in a special container. The warning is on the INSIDE of the bottle label. FML
Today, my sister gave me a makeover. I protested, but she insisted it'd look great. After an eternity of eyebrow plucking, she handed me the mirror. I now have extremely badly-drawn sharpie eyebrows. FML
Today, while I was applying some eyeliner, my cat jumped onto the counter and managed to headbutt me. The wand scratched a good portion of my eyeball, and now for the next few weeks, I will have to deal with the pain of a corneal abrasion. FML
Today, I was attempting to tame my bushy eyebrows, since I'm starting a new job in a few days and need to look somewhat presentable, when I poked myself in the eye. Hard. I thought I’d blinded myself for a few moments. Now it’s just red, sore and watery. FML
Today, while putting on makeup, I got a face full of bloody scratches instead of an even skin tone. Turns out my makeup sponge was full of bits of glass. My little brother forgot to tell me he shattered a mirror beside my makeup box. FML
Today, I applied mascara directly onto my eyeball. FML
Today, I woke up with pink eye. My mom tried to help by putting drops in. It started burning like hell; she didn't understand why. It turns out she was putting ear drops in my eye. FML
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hellokat1 0
You deserve it for letting your little sister go near your eyes.
omgshaylaaa 0
okay so you feel comfortable enough with a sister so young that she'd put paint on your eyes to come near your eyes with a sharp object? that aside, you should have checked that before you let her do that anyway :/
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Comments (63)
dancygal123 0
wait... She was going at your eyes, you should have seen the marker. A fat marker looks a lot different than eyeliner.
PushMyButtons 5
I'm pretty sure it was a water color pencil, not marker.
vividlycolor 6
where on earth did you get markers from?
tmmundy 17
you know maker and water color, they do kinda look alike and sound alike as well...LMAO
CarynAmber 12
shave off her eyebrows and use her mock eyeliner to draw them back on.
blooperlala 1
That's way too harsh for a little kid don't you think
thatgingerkid 0
When I was a boy, women didn't use makeup to look all fancy-like. they just cooked and cleaned!
macskapingvin 0
When I was a boy, I wasn't paying too much attention to what women did, because I had a shiny toy car that MOVED.
FML_Elle 17
17, I hate people like you
taniaaaaa 0
sad): but then again, I'd never let my younger sister go near my eyes at all.. and if I did I'd check what it was.. be more careful next time
vanilla2u 5
ydi, if your sister is small enough to paint your eyes with water color then you should know that she is to young to do your makeup.
ThatLooksSticky 16
I am confused. Why would a pencil burn your skin 30 after it was applied, and how did you get pencil IN your eyes?
macskapingvin 0
Because her little sister is a moron?
122409 0
because, since it was the wrong kind of pencil, it was probably brittle and little bits of it got in her eyes, but she didn't notice til half an hour later.
Alienkiller 0
cause she didn't stay within the line
pandabarrel 0
YDI for not noticing that she was using a marker.
ginious 0
it was a water color pencil...
JoeMarie1996 13
at least it wasn't nail polish? ~ All ways look on the bright side of life (-:
Zmeilerr 22
Green day
jumanji17 0
Do you play BioShock?! Those 'little sisters' are evil! Especially this big daddys!
hotchick90037 3
you should have checked the pencil before she started