Kids: Today, my little sister decided to move one of the mouse traps...

By Ow - 19/06/2016 00:51 - United Kingdom - Swanscombe

Today, my little sister decided to move one of the mouse traps I set for our current mouse problem onto my desk chair. Apparently when a mouse is caught in a mousetrap it's cruel, but when it snaps on my balls, that's hilarious. FML

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By Keegan O - 16/03/2021 05:01

Today, I was cleaning out the crawlspace and set a mousetrap off with my testicles. FML

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By AquaKelly - 24/12/2014 01:48 - United States - Newark

Today, I set a trap to catch a mouse that ran across my foot. Not only did the trap shut on my finger twice, but I watched the mouse run over the trap without it snapping shut. I guess I have a new roommate. FML

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Spooky

By mike - 11/03/2011 18:34 - United States

Today, I set up a mouse trap to kill the rodent plaguing my kitchen. While lying in bed, I heard an unmistakable snap, and ran to see what I'd caught. The mouse trap was missing. I now have a large, angry, and possibly dying animal running around my house. FML

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Jerry wins again

By Trapped - 10/06/2009 08:13 - Australia

Today, I failed a basic intelligence test when the mouse trap I was setting up snapped on my thumb. Later, when I checked the trap I saw that the mouse had managed to lick all the bait off the trap without being caught, I have a sore thumb and was outsmarted by a rodent. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 21:31 - Ireland

Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML

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Sorry Mr Nibbles

By JustMyLuck - 06/09/2009 01:31 - United States

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, meeting his family for the first time. We were all standing in the kitchen when suddenly a small white and brown mouse ran by. Out of natural instinct, I stomped on it. Turns out, it was his little sister's pet mouse that had gotten out of its cage earlier. FML

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By HttpsHaileyy - 15/06/2015 20:02 - United States

Today, I insulted my younger sister's hamster. She then smashed me with a stool. FML

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Oldest trick in the book

By Anonymous - 22/12/2022 15:00

Today, I have to admit I sometimes snoop in my daughter's room, but she must have realised this because she has started laying booby traps for me. I'm currently in the ER getting fishing hooks removed from my hand after she taped them to a mousetrap and left the mousetrap inside her desk drawer. I deserve it but, FML

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By toe - 03/02/2015 03:14 - United States - Sullivan

Today, I stole my brother's fuzzy slippers for the day as I usually do. Too bad he had been anticipating this and had left a mouse trap in one of them. FML

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By NaniNarcotic - 16/08/2011 10:17 - Australia

Today, I thought it'd be funny to knee my sister's ass as she was bending over. What I didn't realise was that she was trying to pick up a spider. In shock, she threw it in the air and it landed on my chest. I ran into a wall trying to get it off. FML

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tmtsans 9

Sunday 19 June 2016 16:33

This is the moment when a little girl turns into a corpse.

Siriusproblem 10

Sunday 19 June 2016 16:34

You're in quite a pinch OP. Ok, bad puns aside that sucks for you. I hope you feel better quickly, every man can testify how bad ball pain is.

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heheitscece 16

Monday 20 June 2016 5:08

this strangely reminds me if the FML where the little sister pushed the OP of that FML off the boat...

tonjuu 15

Monday 20 June 2016 6:00

So just because she doesn't like the mouse traps, he deserves to have his balls crushed??? Seriously....

PerriX 5

Monday 20 June 2016 8:48

isn't it always hillarious when this happens?

Kingbenford 12

Monday 20 June 2016 10:39

Rub poison ivy, spray pepper spray, and put Siracha sauce on her tampons. ******* bitch

RealChewyPiano 18

Monday 20 June 2016 11:42

Wow, I've found somebody from the same area as me on this app, I need to crack open the champagne

manuwish 9

Monday 20 June 2016 14:55

hm..well OP, in times like ours, with MTV's Jackass, YouTube Fail compilations versus PETA, Animalplanet Pets

sendmetohell666 6

Monday 20 June 2016 17:08

Well yes that's actually correct. If it closes on a mouse, the mouse dies. If it closes on you, you get hurt. Thats not to make light of your incident of course. Im sure it hurt.