Today, my little brother got mad at me, so he colored the entire screen of my new iPod Touch with a black sharpie. FML
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Today, my brother got mad at me for breaking the screen on his phone. He'd already dropped it so many times that the whole screen was cracked to the point that you couldn't see anything on it, but for some reason, I am fully responsible for its destruction because I accidentally delivered the finishing blow. FML
Today, I gave my little brother my iPhone so he could play a game. I soon forgot about it, and when I got it back two hours later, there was pudding and a couple of big cracks in it. FML
Today, I woke up to see my four year-old brother with a sharpie, trying to play “Connect the Dots” with my acne. FML
Today, my brother sent me over a dozen screenshots from his phone, because he couldn't work out why it wasn't capturing all the paint he'd managed to smear on the screen. FML
Today, my brother thought it would be funny to disable my iPod Touch for 45 minutes. After 45 minutes, I went to enter my password. I missed a number accidentally. 50 minutes to go. FML
Today, I discovered that my sister coloured in the pages of my college text books with Sharpie as "revenge." FML
Today, my brother decided to help me artificially age some of my artwork by singeing the edges slightly. Apparently "my brother set fire to my homework" isn't a valid excuse. FML
Today, after saving up for weeks, I bought myself an iPad. Because mine is better than the one my parents bought my ten-year-old brother, he got pissed and threw it into our pool. I'm now grounded for getting angry and calling him a bastard in the aftermath. FML
Today, I found my brother tampering with my laptop. He had changed the entire settings, in ways I don't even know how to fix. I finally had to get my mom to threaten him to change it back to its original setting. I'm 15. He's six and can barely get dressed by himself. FML
Today, my younger brother decided it would be fun to slam a door on my hand while I was holding my brand new $200 cell phone that I got for my birthday. Nothing says Happy Birthday like a broken phone to go along with a broken hand. FML
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oopsiess 0
Its glass. use heavy duty window cleaner. done.
DoomJeff91 2
Are you sure it's not turned off?
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Tamara2011 0
Wow must say that sucks but like you said he got pissed at you so you must of did something dumb and hey if you have younger siblings common sense to put meaningful things up where they can't find them! fyl and-yup not permanent there are some home remedies to fix that screen like rubbing alcohol
dsphugz 0
maybe you shoulda been nicer to him
dnb23 0
What the hell? Skip all this crazy stuff like Axe and insect repellent. Just use any strong solvent such as rubbing alcohol or nail polish remover (as an earlier poster recommended) and you'll be fine. Then you won't have to worry about your electronics smelling like a douchebag or a summer camp.
theunbelievable 0
now you have an ipod shuffle. enjoy.
atty11 0
best comment ever
lifeesukks 0
even though a lot of these people have good ideas to get the permanent marker off u have to remember that its touchscreen and u dont want to enternally ruin it as well so i would suggest calling the ipod customer service or looking it up.
silasjsilence 0
Simply, write over it with a DryErase marker, then wipe off. There you have it, like new again.
grim0925 0
acetone will clean it up. then u kick the mother f-er in the teeth for doing that.
Pointy130 0
Whiteboard marker will get most, VERY small amount of rubbing alcohol so as not to leak into the screen or buttons. I ruined a power/lock button on mine when I used too much rubbing alcohol to clean it. Warranty covers the buttons though as long as they can't find marker. ;) Also, if my sibling did that, my parents would ground him (and I mean no electronics and locked in his room) till he's 20.
FOOFIGHTERSrock 0
ORGYY !!!! :D
Nyxity 0
if alcohol, nail polish remover, and dry erase marker don't work, you can try getting a new screen cover here: http://www.digiexpress.us/ they have a ton of tutorials and i was able to replace my headphone jack (and i'm really, really clumsy with electronics XD)