Today, my little brother got mad at me, so he colored the entire screen of my new iPod Touch with a black sharpie. FML
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Today, my brother got mad at me for breaking the screen on his phone. He'd already dropped it so many times that the whole screen was cracked to the point that you couldn't see anything on it, but for some reason, I am fully responsible for its destruction because I accidentally delivered the finishing blow. FML
Today, I gave my little brother my iPhone so he could play a game. I soon forgot about it, and when I got it back two hours later, there was pudding and a couple of big cracks in it. FML
Today, I woke up to see my four year-old brother with a sharpie, trying to play “Connect the Dots” with my acne. FML
Today, my brother sent me over a dozen screenshots from his phone, because he couldn't work out why it wasn't capturing all the paint he'd managed to smear on the screen. FML
Today, my brother thought it would be funny to disable my iPod Touch for 45 minutes. After 45 minutes, I went to enter my password. I missed a number accidentally. 50 minutes to go. FML
Today, I discovered that my sister coloured in the pages of my college text books with Sharpie as "revenge." FML
Today, my brother decided to help me artificially age some of my artwork by singeing the edges slightly. Apparently "my brother set fire to my homework" isn't a valid excuse. FML
Today, after saving up for weeks, I bought myself an iPad. Because mine is better than the one my parents bought my ten-year-old brother, he got pissed and threw it into our pool. I'm now grounded for getting angry and calling him a bastard in the aftermath. FML
Today, I found my brother tampering with my laptop. He had changed the entire settings, in ways I don't even know how to fix. I finally had to get my mom to threaten him to change it back to its original setting. I'm 15. He's six and can barely get dressed by himself. FML
Today, my younger brother decided it would be fun to slam a door on my hand while I was holding my brand new $200 cell phone that I got for my birthday. Nothing says Happy Birthday like a broken phone to go along with a broken hand. FML
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oopsiess 0
Its glass. use heavy duty window cleaner. done.
DoomJeff91 2
Are you sure it's not turned off?
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skyeyez9 25
lots of things can remove permanent marker, but most cleaning chemicals will damage an ipod touch screen. Example: my lil brother tried to clean his with windex and it left permanent streaks in it.
Kharma25 0
I've never owned an iPod Touch, so I don't know what it's made out of, but if it's plastic, don't use regular nail polish remover. It'll melt the plastic. If you decide to try nail polish remover, make SURE you get the NON ACETONE stuff. Good luck, I hope you can fix it!
takemetomars 0
umm dumbass why would they make itouches 300$ if they were plastic?
patticake1601 0
and the FML is?? Goof Off, Goo-Gone, so many products get permanent marker off glass. No big deal here
ILoveMyLifeSoMuc 0
# 29 same as iphone screen. man that really sucks
Kharma25 0
lol, gee that helps a lot! :P I've never owned an iPhone either. I'm still using my ancient Razor phone, hoping for an upgrade soon.
BeeHappy_fml 0
dude, it's glass -_- get with the times.
kmgentil 0
hi, my name is dick weiners of the dick weiners foundation, i figured i would help his person by getting them a new ipod, so donate $1000 to me and i can personally garenty you that 5% of that will accually go to my foundation, PAID IN PART BY GEORGE W BUSH, oh by the way, in spanish the old president and vice presidents name in spanish is BUSH Y DICK
colonelduckie 5
Did you have a screen cover....or did the sharpie go threw it?
Aha09 1
I had no idea sharpies could throw things...
DamagedAngel 0
spray it with hairspray and wipe it off. then wipe the screen with a warm damp cloth. no big deal.
silbern 0
time to beat your lil bro until he realizes what he did wrong. he won't touch it again.
boroprincess18 0
That's clever!
zyxwvut1230123 0
Use strong insect repellent (like Out! spray on deep woods). Spray it onto a paper towel, wipe it and it will come right off.
atty11 0
or spray it in the kid's face. better.
Aha09 1
That's lighter fluid you're thinking, silly goose. ;)