Today, my little brother got mad at me, so he colored the entire screen of my new iPod Touch with a black sharpie. FML
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Today, my brother got mad at me for breaking the screen on his phone. He'd already dropped it so many times that the whole screen was cracked to the point that you couldn't see anything on it, but for some reason, I am fully responsible for its destruction because I accidentally delivered the finishing blow. FML
Today, I gave my little brother my iPhone so he could play a game. I soon forgot about it, and when I got it back two hours later, there was pudding and a couple of big cracks in it. FML
Today, I woke up to see my four year-old brother with a sharpie, trying to play “Connect the Dots” with my acne. FML
Today, my brother sent me over a dozen screenshots from his phone, because he couldn't work out why it wasn't capturing all the paint he'd managed to smear on the screen. FML
Today, my brother thought it would be funny to disable my iPod Touch for 45 minutes. After 45 minutes, I went to enter my password. I missed a number accidentally. 50 minutes to go. FML
Today, I discovered that my sister coloured in the pages of my college text books with Sharpie as "revenge." FML
Today, my brother decided to help me artificially age some of my artwork by singeing the edges slightly. Apparently "my brother set fire to my homework" isn't a valid excuse. FML
Today, after saving up for weeks, I bought myself an iPad. Because mine is better than the one my parents bought my ten-year-old brother, he got pissed and threw it into our pool. I'm now grounded for getting angry and calling him a bastard in the aftermath. FML
Today, I found my brother tampering with my laptop. He had changed the entire settings, in ways I don't even know how to fix. I finally had to get my mom to threaten him to change it back to its original setting. I'm 15. He's six and can barely get dressed by himself. FML
Today, my younger brother decided it would be fun to slam a door on my hand while I was holding my brand new $200 cell phone that I got for my birthday. Nothing says Happy Birthday like a broken phone to go along with a broken hand. FML
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Top comments
oopsiess 0
Its glass. use heavy duty window cleaner. done.
DoomJeff91 2
Are you sure it's not turned off?
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Comments (224)
michelleyily 0
Hahaha. your little brother wins! fyl
chellinha93 0
Little braaaaaaaat, I would get back at him some how.
indyalisa 0
dumb. lots of stuff takes off permanent marker... its not really permanent.
immastarr 0
wat a douche.reminds me of MY lil bro.lmao id be pissed!!
TBlanchard 0
Could be worse, Coulda been an Iphone.
louie111887 0
get him back in a year. it will hurt him thar much more
flyingburger 0
Do I sense a pattern here? "Something happened which involved something valuable covered in permanent marker perhaps in an embarrassing drawing. FML" and 100 comments pointing out that permanent marker is soluble in many weak nonpolar solvents.
me5 0
Both your pod and brother need to be fixed... prioritize
Aha09 1
Brother = iPod Brother > iPod Brother < iPod ...Hmmm...I wonder which one...
daytona81 0
this is a fail FML. there are many ways to get perm marker off. goo gone, nail polish remover, some good glass cleaner, carburetor/brake cleaner and muratic acid works the best _>
skyeyez9 25
tell your parents. Hopefully they will beat his ass, if not pin him down and color his entire face black with a black marker.
flylikezebra 1
yep ^ = full of win. you care about your ipod. i'd assume he cares about his face. even trade.