By iNearlyHurled - 28/09/2012 08:24 - United States

Spicy
Today, my laptop got hit by a Trojan. Not the malware, but a used condom thrown from a car driving past as I sat on a street bench. FML
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DocBastard 38

**** Louise! Did you semen who threw it? I bet you weren't feeling very spunky after this seedy event. Cum on, spill the beans!

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littlemsweirdo 12

That's ******* disgusting.

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DocBastard 38

You seem a real gentleman, James. I'm of course referring to your stupid comment, your profile picture of you giving everyone the finger, and your asinine profile info. Bravo, sir. Bravo.

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samanthashelton 5

Dude your 15 quit acting like a prick or you'll never get a girlfriend

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jmcgirl 3

Oh. My. God. That's I'd f$@king awful! But also this is my new favourite FML.

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emilyjgraham 34

anyone else read the first words (or sentences apparently) like Janice?

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Gabrielo_fml 6

At least you got some protection for your computer.

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Pandacupcakelove 26

I can't believe how disgusting some people are!

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bobbed_shadow 5

What are the odds of that happening? Looks like you were in the wrong place at the right time...

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perdix 29

Good thing you had the computer shielding your crotchetal region. A little splashback in the wrong spot and you could get preggers!

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agonydrum 7

Lol definitely one of the more clever FMLs I've seen, it could have been worse, a couple inches up and it would have hit you in the face..

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khriss_khriss 7

Thats very gross ... I dont understand why ppl r saying u deserve it coz nobody deservers to be hit by a used condom Lol

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