By iNearlyHurled - 28/09/2012 08:24 - United States

Spicy
Today, my laptop got hit by a Trojan. Not the malware, but a used condom thrown from a car driving past as I sat on a street bench. FML
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DocBastard 38

**** Louise! Did you semen who threw it? I bet you weren't feeling very spunky after this seedy event. Cum on, spill the beans!

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littlemsweirdo 12

That's ******* disgusting.

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matt98_fml 13

OP's name fits my mood after reading this fml...

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perdix 29

Aren't you happy you were using your laptop at that moment? Think of it as body armor protecting you from drive-by sperm bombings.

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FuzzyJack 15

Ugh gross. Be glad it hit the laptop instead of you.

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Lbeck 7

At least they used protection, stds & unplanned pregnancies are not good. BUT they could have disposed better...

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evilplatypus 38

I'm sure their forethought as to protection makes OP feel wonderfully better about the situation

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annie_nk 22

A computer virus or possible virus on that condom. (accidentally hit enter too soon)

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bobeattaco 5

I bet that was a sticky situation ( sorry bad pun)

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emilyjgraham 34

if you knew it was a bad pun and you even apologised for saying it... why say it?

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mintcar 9

That's pretty ******* gross. I really hate when people throw trash out of their cars as they're driving. Throwing used condoms? That's def a new one. I'm not really surprised, I've seen used condoms at parks on many occasions. FYL.

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neurodoc 1

Well.. On the brighter side, if it hit the right port, you will have a few lil laptops running around in no time and it would solve all your computing needs. :P FYL indeed

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anniekins 6

What a wonderful way to start a beautiful day

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ElishaisSexy2016 9

Ew! I'm so sorry! Take a shower! Immediately!

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