Today, my kitchen is flooded, and according to my landlord, this is normal, because it rained last night. Funny, I thought the purpose of a roof was to stop water from getting in. Guess I was wrong. Silly me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to a flooded apartment. Apparently, the upstairs neighbor's bathtub had overflowed and water was pouring through my ceiling. My landlord said he couldn't do anything until the water stopped, so I spent the morning frantically trying to mop up the water while feeling completely helpless. FML
Today, I came home to my bed and most of my room soaking wet. This morning, my mom thought it would be "smart" to warm up my room by opening the skylight above my bed. There were heavy showers all day today. FML
Today, I found out that the peaceful rain I'd been listening to all night was really a broken water-main flooding my entire yard. FML
Today, the maintenance man 'fixed' a leak in my apartment by flooding the place. FML
Today, the weather man announced that today's forecast will include heavy rain and hail in my city. Normally, this wouldn't be a big deal. However, my house has no roof at the moment. FML
Today, I came home to a flooded apartment and water still pouring from the ceiling. The woman who lives above me is shocked that I would consider her responsible for the damage and doesn't think she should have to pay for it. FML
Today, I got stuck with a water-damaged kitchen. The manufacturer says their warranty doesn't cover it as it's a user error, my insurance says they don't cover it as it's a manufacturer error. FML
Today, it's raining at my work. Not outside, inside, because our building's boiler broke and all the pipes are dripping with condensation. I have to sit at my desk under an umbrella to protect my laptop and desk phone. The HVAC company said, "Don't worry, this is normal." FML
Today, when it started raining, I remembered that I'd left my kitchen windows open. I hurried to close them, but slipped in a huge puddle and slid into the wall, making a huge hole in it with my knee. FML
Today, my entire region received record rainfall, with torrential downpours all day and night. Today was also the day I discovered my car's sunroof leaks, when I was greeted with two inches of standing water in my floorboards. FML
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Top comments
iAmScrubs 19
No, how could you be so mistaken? The purpose of a roof is for protecting basilisks, he who should not be named, an other demonic forces from crossing over into the mortal world.
enonymous 9
My roof only protects me from the Government stealing my grandma's cookie recipe.
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Comments (157)
DoubleRainbows 1
time to whip out the tubes :D
ShakeMeDown 12
cool a ur home comes with a pool :D
Luvmehateme292 0
I am the most awesome person EVERY day thank you very much.
hunterhound 0
dumbass
poopdayz 6
Ouch. I guess you should buy a little boat or tube. :)
MrXerxes5 6
Guess he forgot to mention it was a pool house.
Capt_Oblivious 10
A roof is there as more of a guideline to suggest it not enter
5up3rTAN 0
on the plus you could have a little radio controlled boat ferry drinks around :D
perdix 31
You are silly. The purpose of a roof is to give the landlord an excuse to charge you rent. If you want a fancy-ass rain-blocking roof, you'll have to pay higher rent; a Rent That's Too Damn High.
kmarrs 2
As AWESOME as that rent is too damn high reference/joke was, the OP is from France so I doubt she got the actual reference.
spartan522114 0
That does not matter. The chances of the OP reading these is slim.
Zombieslayer1 0
I don't see why you'd be under the impression that a roof blocks the rain, it's meant to strain the water for you. Then you don't have any raccoons floating in.
LeoIma 0
I love bbw's
marchelle001 0
.....
zombiegurl101 4
....huh?