Today, my instructor turned up late to get me for my driving test. I soon realized something was seriously wrong. Turned out his wife left him last night, and he'd been drinking the pain away all morning. He ended up rear-ending another car, and now I have to reschedule my test. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, while I was taking my driver's test, my instructor received a text message. He promptly had a panic attack and screamed for me to pull over. It turned out his wife wanted a divorce. The last 15 minutes of my test consisted of him sobbing to himself as I drove back to the DMV. FML
Today, as I was taking the driver's test to get my license, I backed into a car. It belonged to the instructor sitting in my passenger seat. FML
Today, I was rear-ended while at a stop sign, by my driving instructor. FML
Today, I was nervous as hell for my driving test. The instructor told me to drive a straight line in reverse. I forgot to put the car in reverse from drive and drove straight into a parked vehicle. Which happened to be owned by the instructor. FML
Today, I hit a parked car. It happened to be my driving instructor's car. While he was instructing me, sitting in the passenger seat. I don't think I'll pass. FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. As I was driving home, I was rear-ended. Rear-ended by the examiner that'd passed me. FML
Today, I started my job as a driving instructor. My first client showed up piss drunk. FML
Today, I had my first driving test. The instructor turned out to be the kind of twit who made me do the full 60-minute test, only to tell me afterwards that he was failing me for the only mistake I made less than 2 minutes after the test started. Time wasting tit. FML
Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
Today, I took my driver's test. I was confident and thought everything would go well. My boss ended up calling me several times during the test. Turns out my colleague never showed up to cover for me, and my boss blamed me. Not only did I fail my test, I'm now suspended from work too. FML
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Top comments
nesteremily 31
I agree that is definitely FYL. On the bright side you didn't get hurt
jaymartino86 10
Heart broken or not he must've known that was the worst possible idea. Should have called in sick.
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Comments (75)
blue4d 5
So you're inconvenienced and the instructors marriage is ruined... But fyl? Hmmm
buenos24 16
Positive note you weren't hit by him which is where I thought the story was going
CatLady4Lyf 30
Let this be a lesson to not drink and drive.
usaidwhat82 21
If he was that drunk, he probably should have called in sick. At least you weren't seriously injured.
jsp16 24
That legitimately sucks for you. If you practiced, and were nervous as hell for the test, only to be brought this news. FYL indeed
jaymartino86 10
Safe to say though I think we know why she left him in the first place.
1997_Life 11
I'm not saying this doesn't suck for the op, but I feel bad for the driving instructor. He shouldn't have been drinking and driving but his wife just left, he got in a car accident, and he had to cancel an appointment with a client. Good luck op with the rescheduling
Jessej1026 3
Oh poor you you have to reschedule a driving test
Makaze 12
"My life sucks cause I have to reschedule my driving test." Dude, that's the last thing you should be worrying about right now.
guaromx2 3
I think your instructor should be writing and fml story